I don’t have a dog in this horse
I don’t have a dog in this horse
47 comments
-
Big fan of "I don't have a donkey in this fiesta"
-
I don’t have a piñata in this quinceañera
-
-
I don't have a militia in this civil war
-
-
-
I don't have a dog in this race
Dog racing is somewhat common.
-
More common than horse fights for sure
-
I would have felt a dog racing is actually more common than horse racing. Dogs are cheaper than horses, and don't require jockeys, so that's a cost saving right there.
Con Idea: I could get a really big dog, and enter it as a small horse.
-
-
-
"not my circus, not my monkey"
-
🤡
-
I always heard it as "Not my monkeys, not my circus"
-
-
Ill jump off that bridge when I get to it.
-
Good, that shows you can correctly schedule tasks.
-
It's a moo point.
-
-
I've never heard "dog in this fight" before; what the fuck and it's normal??
-
I've heard that before, but I'm my lived experience the horse race once has been way more common. maybe it's reversed if you live somewhere that dogfighting is more common.
-
the horse one is wayy more common apparently considering that I've never heard the dog one
-
-
I've heard it a lot. Xennial from rural Ohio, USA originally
-
-
Whenever there's a horsefight, my money is always on the horse. The guy fighting it always gets demolished.
-
"That's just three jockeys in a trenchcoat!"
-
-
You're the one fucking this goat; I'm just holding the horns ~ ex of mine (she might also have said bull)
-
"Alright, let's fuck this chicken"
-Friend of mine, every time he runs open mic night.
-
it was goat
-
-
Clearly you aren't familiar with the Calvins Twins and their horse boxing empire
-
Ya gotta laugh
-
-
Love me some malaphors. My personal favorite is mixing "shit or get off the pot" and "if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen"
-
Does the pope shit in the woods
-
Why you keep asking me that, holmes? I told you, I dunno. Where his Holiness does his business, is his business
-
-
Got me giggling like mad here. I didn't know about the second one, let alone the combinations. I'll have to remember that.
-
-
"I don't have a horse in this cook-off."
-
I don’t have a cock in this horse-off
-
-
-
You wouldn't bring a dog to a horse fight.
-
-
"Not my circus, not my monkeys" is another pretty common one I've heard
-
I have neither a horse-sized dog, nor 100 dog-sized horses in this roller derby.
-
I don't have a horse in this Goatse.
-
That really puts the wedding ring on Mr Hands
-
-
I don't have a dog in this race could refer to Greyhound races
-
I've played enough Mount & Blade to know that if you're in a fight and everyone else has horses you're probably fucked.
-
A picture is worth its weight in gold.
-
I don't have a Pope in the woods
-
The squeaky wheel gets the cheese.
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
-
I don't have a horse in this fight sounds more close to "my kingdom for a horse" than the originals though.
-
I don't have a horse in this dog house, but if I did, I wouldn't look it in the mouth.
-
Horse dog. Don't I?
-
This really clicked for me tonight
47 comments