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4w ago

Yeah right......

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It's open to advertisers.

I swear. If they start adding 'open' and 'free' to their buzzword salad...
- You mean the guys who already own like 49% of "Open"AI?
  
  """"" open"""""ai

Is this real?
- The next head of state for the USA famously is allergic to the truth, why would we hold American companies to a higher standard?
- We’re living in bizarro world. Anything’s possible.
- yep

The most bloated os
- There's really great deals on 2nd hand computers because of win11 tho...

Open to whom??
You to my data? Get lost.
- Open to criminals, of course.

The most ~~open~~ operating system
Just look at all the operating it does
- So much operating that it takes TWENTY ONE AND HALF FUCKING MINUTES TO SHUT DOWN
  
  I love waiting 20 minutes (after failing to select Linux in grub) for Windows to do an update before being allowed to make an input if I'm lucky I catch it between restarts, so yeah they do actually have a point…

I truly just don’t understand this timeline anymore
- We killed Harambe.
  
  Harambe was just the first casualty. The root cause was the weasel in the Large Hadron Collider shortly before that event, which shifted us into the bad timeline.
  
  No, we lost Bowie and Prince.

- Source? /Jk

open washing is real

Tell me they didn't. Tell me this isn't an actual slide. This is just too funny.
- There you go! Make sure you got a bingo sheet on hand - for all the BS they state in their presentation.
  https://ignite.microsoft.com/en-US/sessions/GS06?source=%2Fhome
  
  ~3:30 time stamp.

Maybe most open for bad actors trying to exploit their customers 🤭or most open to governments

Where is this from? I'd be interested in hearing what they're saying here.
- At 3:30: https://ignite.microsoft.com/en-US/sessions/GS06
  
  Thank you for sharing that, could not find a link back to it. On an unrelated note I have a stitch

It’s an analogy ok, We mean Open like a festering wound or open like yo mama with your data.

Of course, they make your personal information completely open to hackers and advertisers. They also make you open your wallet to buy a Windows 11 compatible computer.

I wanna hear the bullshit that definitely came out of that guys mouth

That is a better oxymoron than Microsoft Works lol

i bet they're going to use a penguin as a mascot for windows and then sue linux for copyright infringement next.

Open to exploitation maybe

Just as open as "Open"AI

i first read "the most operating system" and thought ok that's true 😂 not sure where to but they operate

The same system were to bypass the forced account sign-in during installation process one has to trigger a hidden prompt/terminal? Or the one that wants your desktop files to be hosted on OneDrive?
- On windows 10 I think you could also bypass it with no internet + fake logins till is said to skip. Nothing like a "skip" button yeah but fuck Micro$oft

Where is the meme where this is on top, and there is an image of tux with "The most secure operating system"

there is no way this is not an attempt at subverting the term

imagine that you work for them and maybe sitting in the first row. who dares to laugh at the face of the ceo? must be an uplifting moment.

Well it is for sure open...ing your ass for Microsoft to fuck you

Open as in not secure. Let me use this word in a more familiar context.....Oh shit! We need to go back to the house! I left the door "open"!

The most open operating system
…to being bricked by kernel level security software and video game anti cheats

This is one hell of a good April Fool's joke.

It’s nice for all the windows users who can now copy, crack and redistribute any part of windows legally.
Of course they would challenge it but words can be binding and there is room in law for interpretations. Piracy is also already winning the war on sharing.

The most open to viruses and malware

maybe they mean open to copilot/recall

How so?
- You are free to download and install any .exe file you find on the net!
  Seriously though, I used to love to tinker with earlier windows and make it quiet. I feel thankful towards microsoft nowadays (maybe tis the season?) that they are aping AAPL's walled garden. I had a skype account that I could use to access MS store (and log into my windows install? i forget if it's required..) and that made win10 accessable but was the end to my MS based shenanigans.
  Windows felt open cuz you're not locked into their app store, but it looks like they switched to doublespeak now.

No no, Android is the open one!

Just look at how fired up you all are over a simple slogan.

Just gonna block this community. Nothing about Linux ever actually gets posted anymore.
- Not an airport

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