It’s that time of the year.

Wild turkeys fly very short distances, kinda like a jump on the moon. They freak out and sling feathers everywhere, travel in groups, and collectively make a fuck-ton of noise.

I’m pretty sure we started eating them just to shut them the fuck up.

Maybe not far, but they can. I’ve seen a pack? Gaggle? Fly over a fence. I’ve seen one fly up into a tree as well

Source: there’s turkeys all over my city

They can fly, but more so to get up in a tree than to go somewhere. Source is that I used to have turkeys until some stray dogs killed them all.

They're plummetting to earth like sacks of wet cement!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg

Turkeys can fly! Up to 50 mph!

Frozen ones though?

I'm even in Cincinnati!

Bailey > Jennifer

A lot of people in this thread claiming that turkeys can fly, are not realizing that in context of this meme the turkeys were tossed from a helicopter. Makes a difference.

I was blown away when I first saw a wild chicken fly. I always thought they were flightless because I had only seen domesticated chickens up to that point.

Wild turkeys can also fly, and those things are all over Mariposa.