We must all submit to the unseen orb.
We must all submit to the unseen orb.
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Who says you're not allowed to? Go ahead, nobody will stop you.
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Surrounded by a golden aura ☑️
Constantly changing form ☑️
Blinds you if you look right at it ☑️
Radiates warmth ☑️
The sun is an angel confirmed
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Floats in the silent empty void ☑️
Angrily lashes out with tentacles of destruction ☑️
Surrounded by its dead children ☑️
Imprints itself into your vision when looked at ☑️
Prolonged exposure causes cancerous growths ☑️
Was here long before we came to be and will be here long after we're gone ☑️
The sun is an eldritch horror confirmed
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Yeah but how many eyes does it have
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Gives life to all earthly beings ☑️
Exists long before and long after us ☑️
Reigns in planet from the abyss ☑️
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Seems time to start praying to Ra.
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Not enough eyeballs
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You're trying to get me in trouble with the orb.
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The orb will stop you. It will fill your retinas with white-hot energy waves that cause intense pain and permanent damage if you don't stop.
The orb wants you to know it's there, and will provide for you, but it does not want you to look at it.
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They say you're not allowed to. Don't give in. Fight The Man!
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It’s those damn LIBERALS trying to take away MY RIGHTS. ILL DO WHAT I WANT stares into sun for an incomprehensibly long time
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It burning out your retina if you stare too long isn't exactly the same as being unseen. I can see the fucker; just not for long periods of time in a row. :P
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There is a glowing red-hot disc on the top of your stove that you're not allowed to touch, and nobody questions that?
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I questioned it as a child, once.
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the sun is a deadly laser
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Oh, now I need to know. If the entirety of the radiation the sun puts out was concentrated in one beam - a laser - and it hit the earth, how much energy would that be?
Even concentrating a few square feet of the duns energy can start fires, so how much more would it be?
Hmmm...this can be saved by math I think using the fact that at twice the distance the energy is reduced 4 times...
How far is it to the fun...ummm..I need to get some figures.
It seems, though, that concentrating a single stars energy would destroy just snout anything.
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Warning: rough napkin math
The sun emits as much energy as about a million high-end power plants. Call it about 100 million MW. I'm not taking into account diffusion, both because the earth is very large and because light takes 8 minutes to get here, and I have no idea how to do that math. Assume some fraction of the below.
We have a MW laser. In a 5 second pulse it can destroy missiles mid-flight. If the sun were a deadly laser, it would be as if a million of those were turned on the entire "sunshine" face of the earth at once. This would be beyond catastrophic.
To heat up 1kg of water 1 degree C, you need 4200 joules of energy. 1 MW is approximately 1,000,000 joules. If it hit the Pacific, it would vaporize 1,000,000 kg of water instantly. That's roughly 1,000 cubic meters of ocean water per second.
Obviously, if this hit land, everything on the land is catching on fire, if not outright destroyed. Metal will warp. Forests are burned. People are cooked. The sun is very large, so assume the entire "sunshine" face of the earth is hit, and you have anywhere from tens of millions to billions of people dying near-instantly, depending on time of day, and 1,000 cubic meters of ocean boiled away every second.
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I can assure you that I have never seen this meme ever before. Never on lemmy or reddit or any other platform. A very original meme.
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Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Sol Milky'way wgah’nagl fhtagn.
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Is this Klingon?
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all hail The Orb
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you don’t bear the mark of being seen? the little permanent dot that’s there even when you close your eyes?
well then, bunch of pussies.
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Bootlicker
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Praise
the suncapitalism!
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All glory to Orb
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Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America! Aren't I allowed to stare at the orb? Is this a communist country or somethin? I thought I was in America!
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That bulb is just naked and super duper shy
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When I was a kid my mom told me not to stare into the sun... so once when I was 7 I did...
Ominous Clint Mansell tune...
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Look into the orb look into the orb and see the souls of the dead
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I don't believe in the sun.
How can it shine down in everyone, and never shine on me?
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Niche. Love it
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There is? I thought the only thing in the sky was the water that keeps falling.
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I worship the sun but pray to Joe Pesci
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But that's the dude that was mean to Sinead!! That's like praying to Satan!
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Orbussy
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There are many who worship that giant fireball.
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You are totally allowed to do so. But it’s one of the things you only do once if you are unlucky.
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The sun also influence behavior lol.
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pffft you believe in the orb in the sky? smh
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Sun. You grow my food, you kill my enemies... you're totally worth the skin cancer.
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