Hummus rule

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Love is communism. >:(

Or cold hamberders

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

"Tomato reduction"

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

Could make hummus before hand, it keeps pretty well in the fridge.

I mean you just dump it in a blender if you're using canned chickpeas, that hardly takes an hour especially if you've made it a few times and got the hang of it.

It might be a 3 hour process, but you can get that down to 3 2 minute tasks and 1 ten minute one. And that's going from dried beans to cleaning up behind yourself... It's really very easy to make

B-but sir, I’m allergic