I was surpised by the diversity of candidates
I was surpised by the diversity of candidates
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I would have put Dr. Spaceman in there. He basically sounds exactly like Ronny Jackson.
"Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so would you like one as well?"
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Now this is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in. Because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
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Dr. Spaceman is my favorite. I frequently reference the party bowl of drugs and whether people want some purples or some blues.
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It would absolutely be Dr. Spaceman!
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You mean… Dr. Spaceman.
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Why not Zoidberg?
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White under the shell doesn't count
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The fourth one looks like he'd be a great anaesthetist.
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There's no way he would pick Cosby over Dougie Houser just because they're both rapists. The racism would prevent it.
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What about Dr Fishman from Arrested Development?
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Let's not forget great doctors like
Dr. Spaceman
Dr. Jan Itor
Dr. Zoidberg
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Dr Evil could do double duty as Surgeon General and head of NASA
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I'm sure it'll be someone who is a proponent of eugenics.
Can't have starfleet without ww3 without the eugenics wars.
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It's gonna be Bill Cosby, you know, rapists of a feather...
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You forgot Dr Mario, by I'm legitimately afraid we will choose somebody like "Dr Phil"
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Please don’t give him ideas!
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Is Dr. Pepper a real doctor? I don't think he's qualified to be a soft drink.
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Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica 'cause dude didn't even get his degree!
Man, why you gotta drop outta school and start making pop so soon?
-Mitch Hedberg
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I hear great things about Doctor Ed Immigration-Papers
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