fuckery
fuckery
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Of course there is imaginary fucking. What do you think people do when they jerk off?
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No that's simulated fucking. Imaginary would be a wet dream
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Both could be both. You could have an imaginary fuck while awake, you could have a simulated fuck with a wet dream that doesn't involve any fucking, stimulating fucking without actually imagining it
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What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.
If I'm missing something here, please fucking let me know.
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Went on vacation in NYC last year. Can confirm, was called a fucking fuck.
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Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.
Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.
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Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.
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...static fuck?
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Being all out of fucks to give also implies they are finite and exchangeable.
Are fucks a form of cryptocurrency?!
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The oldest profession traded in it so they are arguably the original currency.
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A good point 😅
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Just because you are all out of fucks, doesn't really have anything to do with the finite/infinite nature of all fucks.
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If I have none, clearly I have to mine more with my GPU.
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A currency for sure. Both crypto and not
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‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.
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Or it implies that eternal love cannot exist or cannot exist in the presence of a never ending fuck, leading to the surprise in the statement
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So, "what in the isomorphic fuck" covers all the bases?
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No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.
Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.
Shit gets real within the field of fucks, entering the fuck domains
Further you get Abelian fucks
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I take "what the absolute fuck" to mean there's a platonic ideal of "fuck" and that's what they're referring to.
But this did make me want to find out the etymology of "absolute" :
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(thank|fuck)you, this is going to waste my whole weekend. A visual representation of etymology, that is awesome, I guess I am one of the 10,000 today
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"What kind of fuckery is this?"
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Yes, this is correct.
You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.
Like, I'm about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have no real fucks to give anymore).
(The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)
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what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it's not a math term
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|fuck|
yes it is.
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¿Porque no los dos?
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I could fuck less.
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Not possible for me 🫠
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If negative fucks are real, then it would be possible.
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Lots and lots of possible interpretations for "I don't give a single fuck".
Including dozens...
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I don't give a married fuck/I don't give a widowed fuck
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Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.
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Yes to all of those.
Source, my time in the Army.
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Something's fucky
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Holy fuck
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Unholy fuck.
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Both mythology fucks.
A special subset of both imaginary & irrational fucks.
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I've seen that video
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There are absolutely imaginary fucks.
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Who the hell says “what the entire fuck”, ever‽
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Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that's not nearly as fun!
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None of that implies that fucks is a complete field sadly. If that were the case every bounded sequence of fucks would have an accumulation point. Which actually checks out, if you keep all your fucks within a certain range they're bound to get focused on something. So never mind fucker is isomorphic to the complex field.
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It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
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