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I mean... in fairness, it wasn't going to last.
So since their war-virginity was about to be stolen from them anyway, he made sure to get in there first, for his own benefit:-).
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War virginity sounds like something movie Gimli would say to the wood elf
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Hobbits are the f-22 of fucking-with-sauron tech. He can hardly detect or manipulate them, compared to the other races, and they are literally small and sneaky around his minions who are generally not built to handle that
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