corn starch recommend

Corn starch is good for keeping down the urges. Science says so. Recommend.

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I too like to mix it with water so I can drink thicc water
- Careful mate. Thick water is fine. But thicc water sounds like urge avoision. Better add more corn starch homie.
I thought its cornflakes not cornstarch.
- well it's also true for cornflakes. They have a weird creepy history because the creator of them was against things like masturbation, and he suggested eating cornflakes would help.
  
  But I believe OP was probably referring to a simpsons episode. The flanders are playing pictionary where Flanders draws cornstarch on the poster, and his wife gets the answer correct. I wasn't alive when this episode came out but probably the writers were making a joke about cornflakes by using cornstarch, but that's jst my guess.
  
  I still wonder how the dude thought cornflakes made you not want to whack it, and how so many actually believed him (then again, [gestures broadly] maybe not).
- I see you had the urge to post this. You need more cornstarch. Please comply.
It’s great for homemade pizza
- homemade pizza
  
  Great, now my urges won't stay down.
- Corn starch or cornmeal?
  
  Oh shit. Ha! Thanks.

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