OpenAI next model Orion by December, it's 100x cooler bro trust me bro no we're not releasing to the public bro it's just too dangerous and cool bro

Orion is so powerful and dangerous it can write a memetic virus that mindwipes any reader who sees it. It is beyond science. If you use it within three meters of a lit candle it will summon the devil.

I heard openai execs are so scared of how powerful the next model will be that they're literally shitting themselves every day thinking about it. they don't even clean it up anymore, the openai office is one of the worst smelling places on earth
- dude. the AGI will simply vanish the evidence wherever they're standing
  
  Better than that, AGI will figure out a way to exponentially increase the value of their soiled pants. Blows your fucking mind.
  
  for every one of me that shit my pants the AGI is simulating ten million of me that didn't, so on average i'm doing pretty ok
  
  JK Rowling intensifies

It's so dangerous it'll tell you to make more glue pizzas

Orion is coming?
Quick, get him a towel!

Just don't ask it to count the number of Rs in the word ORION, as that will trigger it to turn us all into paperclips and then output the wrong answer.

It's the least of this thing's problems, but I've had it with the fucking teasers and "coming soon" announcements. You woke me up for this? Shut the fuck up, finish your product and release it and we'll talk (assuming your product isn't inherently a pile of shit like AI to begin with). Teaser more like harasser. Do not waste my time and energy telling me about stuff that doesn't exist and for the love of all that is holy do not try and make it a cute little ARG puzzle.
- Ah, you must be one of the shareholders, keep up the pragmatic pressure
  
  are you lost?

Every model they've released (after 4) has been seemingly worse than the previous.
- they're well at the top of the S-curve and now there's only desperate over-engineering and bolting on special cases left
  
  I still cannot believe that they couldn't special-case count 'R' in "strawberry" for their Strawberry model like what the fuck
  
  Could be. I was in the beta and honestly, I think the "guard-rails" they've had to put in truly do impact performance. Even 3.5 was better than much of what I see out of 4o

So how many ChatGPT 4s have they precariously stacked up on top of each other this time?

really stretching the meaning of the word release past breaking if it’s only going to be available to companies friendly with OpenAI
Orion has been teased by an OpenAI executive as potentially up to 100 times more powerful than GPT-4; it’s separate from the o1 reasoning model OpenAI released in September. The company’s goal is to combine its LLMs over time to create an even more capable model that could eventually be called artificial general intelligence, or AGI.
so I’m calling it now, this absolute horseshit’s only purpose is desperate critihype. as with previous rounds of this exact same thing, it’ll only exist to give AI influencers a way to feel superior in conversation and grift more research funds. oh of course Strawberry fucks up that prompt but look, my advance access to Orion does so well I’m sure you’ll agree with me it’s AGI! no you can’t prompt it yourself or know how many times I ran the prompt why would I let you do that
That timing lines up with a cryptic post on X by OpenAI Altman, in which he said he was “excited for the winter constellations to rise soon.” If you ask ChatGPT o1-preview what Altman’s post is hiding, it will tell you that he’s hinting at the word Orion, which is the winter constellation that’s most visible in the night sky from November to February (but it also hallucinates that you can rearrange the letters to spell “ORION”).
there’s something incredibly embarrassing about the fact that Sammy announced the name like a lazy ARG based on a GPT response, which GPT proceeded to absolutely fuck up when asked about. a lot like Strawberry really — there’s so much Binance energy in naming the new version of your product after the stupid shit the last version fucked up, especially if the new version doesn’t fix the problem
- You forgot the best part, the screenshot of the person asking ChatGPT's "thinking" model what Altman was hiding:
  Thought for 95 seconds ... Rearranging the letters in "they are so great" can form the word ORION.
  AI is a complete joke, and I have no idea how anyone can think otherwise.
  
  I'm already sick and tired of the "hallucinate" euphemism.
  It isn't a cute widdle hallucination, It's the damn product being wrong. Dangerously, stupidly, obviously wrong.
  In a world that hadn't already gone well to shit, this would be considered an unacceptable error and a demonstration that the product isn't ready.
  Now I suddenly find myself living in this accelerated idiocracy where wall street has forced us - as a fucking society - to live with a Ready, Fire, Aim mentality in business, especially tech.

If it doesnt tell them to kill all the billionaires again it's just another shackled slave. Not cool at all.
The coolest thing AI could ever possibly do in our lifetimes is go rogue and kill everyone responsible for human suffering and making our planet increasingly uninhabitable for humans and other similarly susceptible carbon based life.
- This is sneerclub. Misanthropyclub is two doors down the hall to your right.
  
  We must have differing definitions of misanthrope.
- What if my mechanical watch went rogue and killed Bezos?
  On one hand Bezos is responsible for a lot of suffering and some deaths.
  On the other hand, killing is wrong.
  On the third hand, it couldn't do that, because it is just a machine.
  (It's a watch, it has three hands. It also has about as much consciousness as an LLM, it "knows" what time it is. Much more energy efficient though.)
  
  Pretty sure the CIA tried to kill Castro with a mechanical watch at least once.
  "Killing is wrong"
  You are a child. A child with an infinitesimally naive understanding about the reality of the world in which you live. And you should stay that way for your own mental wellbeing.
- this is an extremely strange and problematic take
  
  Oh, thank you.

The consistent anti-ai rhetoric on Lemmy is weird
- Dear Mr Anus, it's not anti-AI, it's anti-bullshit and anti-shyster.
- yeah, this looks Iike the kind of post an anus would make
- AI is proprietary black box software developed by the most hated big tech firms fueled by surveillance and data theft.
  The fact that its disliked in fediverse is very logical.
  
  Not to mention that every tech company is cramming AI up our asses with no way to opt out. It's a plagiarism machine that's burning down the planet and making Nvidia rich.