Nothing since a radio telescope isn't a fucking speaker.
136 11 ReplyAw boo! Where is your sense of fantasy!?
11 1 Replyyou must be fun at parties
11 2 ReplyI'm actually surprised you got so many up votes for that level of technical correctness. This is a tough room
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the THX intro sound
98 0 Reply48 0 ReplyTurn it up!
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Pathetic, everyone knows that the BF3 intro will shake any rust off any car near by.
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Darude - sandstorm
57 0 ReplyWhat song is that?
11 0 ReplyDududududu Dududududu dududu
32 0 ReplyAt first it goes like synth and then it is dudududu dudududu dudududu dudududu dudududu dududuuddududuuud shiuush dududududududuuuuddudddududududddududdudududduududududu
25 0 ReplyDarude - Sandstorm
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The 1989 Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam.
43 0 ReplyPump Up the Jam is an anagram of 'Jump Up the Pump'.
This song was played five times in a row at the funeral of director Stanley Kubrick.
Techtronic's home planet, Earth, consists of 70% water.
If you isolate the individual drumbeats from this song and arrange them in a circle, it unlocks a cheat mode that allows you to pass through solid surfaces at will.
4 0 ReplyWhen Pump Up the Jam was first broadcast, audiences feared it was real, and that jam would be pumped into their homes.
The lyrics give clues to the location of a buried golden hare that has never been found.
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That was awesome! I never heard this band before!
15 1 ReplyWell played. I'd forgotten all about that :-)
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Darude, Sandstorm
23 0 ReplyYou guys remember this?
23 2 Replydang you!
7 0 ReplyWell, we're no strangers to love
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Pump Up The Jam by Technotronic
21 0 Reply"Come here! I will help you conquer this world. Our civilization is no longer capable of solving its own problems. We need your force to intervene."
(Not really, but...)
16 0 ReplyCalm down there, Ye Wenjie…
8 0 ReplyUnexpected Three Body Problem reference
3 0 ReplyWas it really that unexpected with this image?
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Calm down there, Posadas...
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Either Never Gonna Give You Up or Darude - Sandstorm
-The internet (10-15 years ago)
16 0 ReplyOr maybe the brown note. If it was ever going to work it'd be through this.
16 0 ReplyLet’s be real, anything by The Prodigy on a speaker that size would fucking slay
4 0 ReplyBigass subwoofer, blast Smack My removed Up, feel your soul exit your body.
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The brown note.
15 0 ReplyI shid
6 0 ReplyEveryone shad
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4′33″
14 0 ReplyA (wo?)man of culture
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Baby Shark
13 0 ReplyEach "Doo" could level a forest
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CBAT. Get the rest of the galaxy in the mood.
12 0 ReplyNever gonna give you up
13 1 Replybaby shark obv
13 1 Reply2 0 ReplyOhh you evil fucker
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Imperial march
11 0 ReplyVideo killed the radio star
11 0 ReplyRam Ranch.
9 0 ReplyGod. Damnit. I just managed to be able to listen to Gorillaz without just randomly singing ram ranch. Now it's back on my mind
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Answer in title, unrelated Belgian techno anthem.
9 0 Replyfree bird solo 🤙
8 0 ReplyVideo Killed the Radio (Telescope) Star.
8 0 ReplyBullug Gegbug Ibgabiug Gixcure Dagabciea Fuic by Keygen Church because the universe deserves to hear the gospel. Praise the code. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iJtVDEx2HSk
8 0 ReplyPraise the code! 🤘
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Cotton eye joe
8 0 ReplySeven Nations Army
7 0 ReplyReminds me of this video of a cruiser playing it on its horns! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTlTxFio6DY
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A cover of Black Sabbath's "Supernaut", by Al Jourgensen of Ministry's side-project 1000 Homo DJs with vocals by Nine Inch Nails vocalist Trent Reznor.
7 0 ReplyCan't up vote this enough.
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numa numa all day long
7 0 ReplySo What'cha Want by the Beastie Boys
6 0 ReplyI was thinking Sabotage. Turn that scene from Star Trek Beyond into a reality.
4 0 Replyfollowed by intergalactic.
FOLLOWED BY INTERGALACTIC RIGHT?
4 0 ReplyThat would sound amazing
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War cant of Mars
5 0 ReplySleep now in the fire
5 0 ReplyYou trying to melt the surrounding trees?
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Fuck the Pain Away
5 0 ReplyPink Floyd - Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun
5 0 ReplyIf you haven’t, give nick mason’s saucerfull of secrets a spin.
Their version of controls for the hearth that i heard live was absolutely transcendental.
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Royalty free Christmas music
6 1 ReplyOkay Satan, calm down.
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Ok ignoring the fact that this isn't a speaker, if it was and the question is what would I play on a speaker this size, then probably this.
5 0 Replyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq_wYOGRG7I
I'm really surprised nobody else posted this. My first thought was Goldeneye 64's snow level soundtrack. 😮 Like I could hear it just looking at this image lol.
5 0 ReplyGoldeneye Surface level PTSD. Enemies beyond your sight horizon due to fog/snow, no map overlay for relative positioning, memorization was the only way to not get lost.
5 0 ReplyAnd we loved every minute of it
1 0 ReplyThat sniper rifle was so dope, but the accuracy of CPU players with an AK like across the map and then /gaspingsoundwhenhit was so frustrating lol
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Megalovania
5 0 ReplyCaramelldansen
5 0 Reply5 0 ReplyI wish i could upvote that twice and then play it right after this...
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I could think of a few Ministry tracks, but I'll go with N.W.O.
https://youtu.be/imqvLToWH7k?si=QIw2KiyEcSKGgKmf5 0 ReplyI was going to go with KMFDM WWIII, but I like your choice too.
1 0 ReplyGood pick
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"In 2008, RT-70 was used to beam 501 messages at the exoplanet Gliese 581c, in hopes of making contact with extraterrestrial intelligence. The messages should arrive in 2029." - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RT-70?wprov=sfla1
Nice
4 0 ReplyWe Interrupt This Programme
(Yeah, I'm oldschool like that)4 0 ReplyI mean, if it WAS a speaker?
The Only Thing They Fear Is You.
4 0 Reply4 0 ReplyOnly the yelling part.
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Everybody dance now!
4 0 ReplyWe work hard, and we party hard!
1 0 Replyeverybody's pants now
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Because boobs- psychostick
4 0 ReplyI always want to play Queen on my big speakers
4 0 ReplyY'all are way too nice. I'm pumping a 60Hz square wave right into that thing at max volume.
4 0 ReplyImperial march?
4 0 ReplyThat's my ringtone for when the wife calls my mobile!
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If not me, who? If not now, when?
Gwar - Immortal Corrupter
3 0 ReplySir mix alot baby's got back.
3 0 ReplyGhetto Supastar https://open.spotify.com/track/31bf9SEOppLU6lQ85d8om6
3 0 ReplyThat is what you are
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Id freak out about having to make a choice and then just blurt out souvlaki space station because it seems like a safe bet of sm i like at high volumes.
3 0 Reply"Turn Down for What"!
3 0 ReplyBecause I'd love to see a little bit of Bass Destruction :D
3 0 ReplyPantera - Primal Concrete Sledge
Puts that to shame
1 0 ReplyWhere's the bass?
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Sounds of Beast In Black, if power metal was mixed with Abba, of course!
4 1 ReplyLove that band. I can't believe they just recently released a eurobeat song. It slaps!
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brown noise
3 0 ReplyThis thing will forever be the Goldeneye dish to me.
"For England James?"
3 0 ReplyThat was the Arecibo observatory
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Jet radio future soundtrack
3 0 Replyhell yeah
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Thanks for the wiki link, OP. You sent me down a pleasing rabbit hole reading about the large radiotelescopes built by the USSR.
And also, completely tangentially, I have nostalgia for playing the very first Destiny game because the environments were designed with those early USSR Deep Space program aesthetics.
3 0 Replywhoomp there it is
3 0 Reply3 0 ReplyStar Wars
3 0 ReplyImperial march right.
4 0 ReplyDuel of the Fates
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Skrillex - Bangarang
4 1 ReplyHe's bouncing off my booty cheeks I love the way he rides. I can hardly breathe when he's pumping deep inside.
3 0 ReplyIt would be funny to broadcast corny 80s dance music to aliens, ngl. Hopefully they don't have that Mars Attack physiology that makes their heads explode to jams.
3 0 ReplyI'm thinking There Is No Planet B by King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard
3 0 ReplyYes
2 0 ReplyANYWAY YOU WANT IT
THAT’S THE WAY YOU NEED IT
ANYWAY YOU WAAANT IT
*air guitar*
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Inb4 Opeth - Ghost of Perdition. Also, Sardaukar throat singing.
2 0 ReplyThe theme from X-COM.
2 0 ReplyStop de boot, but honestly anything by Dimitri K would work
2 0 ReplyDan Dare by Art of Noise
2 0 ReplyScooter - Maria
2 0 Replyhttps://youtu.be/BQAKRw6mToA?si=QGOrdDLVOMULA1AR
The only correct answer
3 1 ReplyNah you need something with BASS
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Justified and Ancient
2 0 ReplyHail Eris!
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2 0 ReplyFloyd baby.
2 0 ReplyCP violation from the hl2 soundtrack
2 0 ReplyDarkness within ~ Machine Head
2 0 Reply😎
2 0 ReplyIt has to be this song
2 0 ReplyChiodos : the words best friend become redefined.
2 0 ReplyAn ordinary Extinction -Architects
2 0 Replyhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_Deep_Space_Network there are some 70m+ ones too
2 0 ReplyThe only correct answer is Excision and Downlink's absolutely legendary Existence VIP
1 0 Reply"Obet the groove" for theme reasons but for personal choice "heart of a dancer"
1 0 ReplyRage and Serenity by Henry Jackman
1 0 ReplyThe fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test...
1 0 ReplyThis one. Let them know, what they‘re up against.
1 0 ReplyPumped up kicks
1 0 Replyborn to roll
1 0 ReplyProbably Klingon opera
1 0 Reply1 0 ReplyHommarju feat latte masterpiece
1 0 ReplyJellyfish Jam ofc
1 0 ReplyJellyfish Jam of course.
1 0 Reply…Still Not Butter
1 0 ReplyOh boy do I have a surprise for the world:
1 0 ReplyThe Anvil Chorus
1 0 Replyhttps://youtu.be/t6twhXA1Gyw?si=HQVUUbztLmhQzED0 gonna make the trees start rolling
1 0 ReplyJust what Goa needs
1 0 Reply1 0 ReplyIt’s gotta be a documentary
1 0 ReplyUnder the Influence by the Chemical Brothers
1 0 Replydecaf - white clouds
It starts with a nice piano, when the bass drops.
The original song is Ludovico Einaudi - Nuvole Bianche, but that's missing some oomph :P
1 0 ReplyThe greatest voice in rock 'n roll of course
1 0 ReplyMr Oizo - Analogue Worms Attack
Check the bass response. Plus bonus Keith!
1 0 Replyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FORHNta0GIc let's go with some infrabasses
1 0 ReplyAscension from Final Fantasy XVI.
1 0 ReplyThere is a slight possibility of overload.
1 0 Replytwo trucks
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