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I can tell you're not an American, OP.
Bullets per square child is a unit of size comparable to an acre, not of speed comparable to KPH. 🤦‍♂️
70 1 Replyqarbone @lemmy.world Ah, kph/"kills per hour". My favorite American unit of speed.
16 1 ReplyBluesF @lemmy.world No, that's also a measure of size used primarily for those big fords with the tiny beds.
5 0 ReplyFlying Squid @lemmy.world
Excuse me, but kph does not only apply to children.
We're talking about kphC.
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Someonelol @lemmy.dbzer0.com
I'm considering it more like a unit of pressure, like the standard force of a bullet over the stretched area made out of the skin of an obese child.
10 0 Replythe_tab_key @lemmy.world It's really a flux as the bullets are moving. The 'per second' is implied.
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LifeInMultipleChoice @lemmy.world Maybe new cars down have it anymore but km/r were always on my dashboard as well
2 0 ReplyTheFrirish @jlai.lu
Professional Americaning
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Okokimup @lemmy.world
I think you mean round child.
60 1 Replybetterdeadthanreddit @lemmy.world Assume a spherical child in a frictionless vacuum.
43 0 Replycasmael @lemm.ee That’s gonna make active shooter drills really annoying, logistically, but maybe that’s the point of the exercise
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davidgro @lemmy.world Yes. Although our children are more squircle than square.
21 0 Replyhihi24522 @lemm.ee If you assume that a “bullet” is a unit of momentum (the mass and velocity of a bullet) and “square child” is actually just referring to the mass of a child who happens to be square shaped and not the mass of a child squared, then “bullets per square child” is describing valid units for a velocity
20 1 ReplySurfinBird @lemmy.ca Square child per bullet then?
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lugal @sopuli.xyz Some people will do anything to avoid freedom units
12 3 ReplyMataVatnik @lemmy.world
Lol bullets per square child. I'm going to hell if I wasn't already
8 0 ReplyPugJesus @lemmy.world
I can't even understand your foreign measurements, are they even in English? Weigh things in Cheeseburgers With The Cheese Pried Off So There's A Little Cheese Left like normal human beings smh
7 0 ReplySippy Cup @lemmy.world I read that in an incomprehensible British accent
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Harvey656 @lemmy.world That would be Dwad Children per second, or DC/s.
5 0 ReplyPossibly linux @lemmy.zip
I like my Gallon milk jugs thank you very much
4 0 Replymastazi @lemmy.world I will buy you a metric ton of milk jugs if you make the switch
5 0 ReplyFlying Squid @lemmy.world
They are very useful for stopping bullets if you fill them with concrete when you're done with the milk.
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rc__buggy @sh.itjust.works 5 is way too many bullets and not nearly enough km
3 0 ReplyTropicalDingdong @lemmy.world hot dog
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