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mizu @lemmy.world

2y ago

ANSWERED URGENT AND SERIOUS RESPONSE REQUIRED

How long does it take your body to process and excrete gummy worms, and how to make it faster?

Don't ask why.

UPDATE: GOING WITH THIS ONE

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Man I really wanna know what the fuck you're up to
- He is the Florida Man of Lemmy.... LEMMY MAN
- Probably weed.
  
  Nah dude, weed don't make you care so much about your digestive system as long as you can keep munching.
- Accidentally ate a ton of edibles?
- This is gonna go down in lemmy history

What is up with you man? First the asklemmy now here. I hope all is well?
- I had been eating very little and avoiding fibres for 24 hours but someone offered some gummies and i somehow forgot about the whole thing 😭
  
  when you're trying to hold your poop for 3 days but someone offers you gummy worms
  
  🤣🤣 This is most entertained I've been online in a long time, lol. I don't know what you're doing, and I hope you're taking care of yourself, but thank you for all the laughs.
  
  Dont throw them up in that case, your heart need electrolytes etc. can you drink some cucumber water? Electrolytes but essentially calorie negative.
  
  Are you prepping for a colonoscopy? What color was it?
- I’m half convinced this is performance art. I just wonder what is next…

Gummies are pretty much just gelatin and sugar. You're not gonna poop anything.
- But are they allowed to poop?
- tbh, if they ate enough, you could probably eat that poop!
- The urgency makes me wonder if these gummys may have additional medicinal ingredients...
  
  I hate that my first thought was the haribo sugar free gummy bear reviews and not weed gummies

This lore is getting intense

Depending on how many gummy worms and their manner of entrance, they will potentially expedite themselves.
- Five worms. They entered the body through the mouth.
  
  If recently, stick your fingers down your throat.
  
  A day or two for most people then, assuming you're not constipated or having diarrhea.

If we're talking those “diet” sugarfree ones you'd better be sitting on the toilet, from what I heard, because you're probably gonna be “processing” them fast and violently...
- Yes! There's a good Amazon review of sugar free gummy bears. 🤣

I am assuming these are adult gummies?
- good ol haribo gummy worms
  
  try haribo sugar-free gummi bears :trollface:

We will watch your career with great interest

This is mystifying to watch.

What the fuck is up with all the posts about shit and shiting in Lemmy lately? Is there some inside joke I am missing or is this an attempt to flood the site with low quality content?
- Look at his post history. He doesn't want to shit for three days. Didn't elaborate. Fucking legend.
  
  I'm thinking he's either going to a festival, or on a weekend away with a new partner and an awkward bathroom situation...
- I think it's just this guy and then other posts making reference to his weird antics
- Same user posted this a while ago. That's why there are so many poop jokes. https://lemmy.world/post/440073

Lol

OOOHH I KNOW!
You're writing a book?

I've never know a human that can extrude gummy worms. How facinating! I wonder how that works.

Hey, at least they aren't Jolly Ranchers.

Sugar free ones have very strong laxative effect

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