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  • It’s all about setting the right intention.

    Every morning u go up to mirror.

    U say “poop? No. I am bigger than that. Bigger than all poos”.

    This will giv u the rectal stamina needed to stay strong. Strong like sphincter.

    There is no poo. Loves n kisses.

  • The fact that I am more invested of the aftermath of this rather than current events says it all. Be safe OP

  • You got this!! I once made it through a three day festival without pooping. I mostly lived off warm beer and Jägermeister. #constipationnation

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