Russian Oligarch Found Dead in Moscow after Falling Out of Window
Russian Oligarch Found Dead in Moscow after Falling Out of Window
Former vice president of Yukos Mikhail Rogachev died in Moscow, state media reported.
Headline: Russian Oligarch Found Dead in Moscow after Falling Out of Window
"Do you know how little that narrows it down?"
“Marked as suspected duplicate, needs more details.”
You gotta be kidding me. But hey, stick with the classics. If it ain't broke...
The classics are the point. These aren't meant to be secretive killings, the signature is the message.
They would use a different method if they wanted to obscure responsibility, dispose of the body, or do any number of things differently. Because they didn't, means it was a public signing statement.
Whether it was intended for one recipient, or many, who's to say. Either way, you can be sure the intended party, or parties, received it.
Those damn flimsy Russian windows.
The wiki article is well maintained and up to date: Suspicious death of notable Russians 2022-2024
Oligarch: Putin what is going on with the war? Why are we losing?
Putin: Oh wow look, an Eagle, just out there, wow majestic plumage, you should come and see...
Windows are just so unsafe in Russia, aren't they? I'm never getting near one if I ever go to Moscow.
Well. You'd need to avoid windows, tea, people with umbrellas (OK not directly Russian, but soviet era eastern europe), aeroplanes, cars. And if they really want to get you, they'll go old school and use a gun, or perhaps even a missile if you annoy the right people enough.
I'd just skip Moscow as a whole personally.
Pff. Some people just can't hold their polonium.
Don’t forget underwear!
Windows are just so unsafe in Russia, aren't they?I'm nevergetting near one if I evergo[ing] to Moscow.I'd love to go to Moscow. From all I've seen, it's a beautiful city. I'd also love to go to St. Petersburg and see the Hermitage.
But not while Putin is in power. Maybe one day when elections are fair and queer people aren't oppressed, but I won't be holding my breath for that happening in my lifetime sadly.
Windows are just so unsafe in Russia, aren't they? I'm never getting nearone if I evergotoMoscow.
Some day a Russian public figure really will accidentally fall to their death out a window, but everyone will still think it's an assassination lmao
Killed by the architects
...againFuck russia
Was beginning to wonder if Russia still has windows. It’s been a while.
Man it's really easy for Russians to fall out of windows. Maybe they should put a warning sticker on them or something.
This is not news, this is just Monday.
SWO - Special Windows Operations, a subdivision of FSB
Defenestration is Classic Russia.
There should be some kind of safety code in Russia about their windows...
Do they kill them, then throw them out the window? Is there a height requirement? Because if they just throw them out - there's a chance they'd survive.
.... and is it translation thing, because I feel like balconies are probably more common, but maybe they just say window still so we all know the government did it? Idk.
The Moscow Defenestrator strikes again
Again...LOL! Bodies of water, staircases, windows and tea are dangerous in Russia.
Well that's certainly not subtle for a long series of assassinations but we aren't entirely out of the realm of possibility that Russia's 'drunkenly falling out of a window' problem is simply way worse than the western world's and if I recall correctly our's isn't great.
Rich people supporting fascists never think it’ll happen to them
More money for Pooty Poot
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The reason you know Hillary Clinton never killed anyone is because modern US republicans actually love murderers.