Amazon cloud boss says employees unhappy with 5-day office mandate can leave
Amazon cloud boss says employees unhappy with 5-day office mandate can leave
Amazon's cloud boss on Thursday told employees who are unhappy with the company's new five-day in-office mandate they can leave for other companies.
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Cloud hosting business insists its staff need to be onprem.
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Hilarious right? It should be the other way around. Stop giving these people business.
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"Please leave on your own so we don't have to fire you and give you severance"
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Just go to the office, look for jobs while there, and do a half ass job at work until they fire you.
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"Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, I use the side door..that way Lumbergh can't see me, after that I sorta space out for an hour."
"Uhh, space out?"
"Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work."
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It's the American way
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That was the point all along.
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I thought that was obvious
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Probably. But I don't think he realizes it's obvious.
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