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fossilesque @mander.xyz

2mo ago

The Butterfly Man

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Can confirm, I am said butterfly expert.
- Prove it, tell us some cool butterfly facts!
  
  Uh...butterflies get their essential nutrients by drinking from mud puddles?
  
  Contrary to their name, they are not, in fact, not made of butter.
- The stalked has become the stalker
- That butterfly expert? Albert Einstein.

So, was he already married or was she not his type? I know cases where this strategy actually worked and resulted in a happy marriage.
- In my superimposed reality, OP's name is Mariposa, the Web comic is named Nectar, and butterfly guy said he was fluttered not flattered

OP: posts about wanting to marry a stranger on twitter
OP: finds and follows said stranger on twitter
Stranger: reads through his new follower’s twitter timeline, responds to marriage comments
OP:

Hmm. You can see menderash’s comics. Def a little different.

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