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pastermil @sh.itjust.works

2mo ago

cylinder

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"What is my purpose?"
"You give handies to Elon Musk."
"Oh God."

Gross misuse of technology.
We're just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn't snap the "cylinder".
Go green! No need for a whole robot when you're only looking to use a single part.
(I mostly just wanted to curse others with knowledge of the robo-vagina. Can't find the github anymore because a bunch of companies got in on it and dominate the search results now)
- Perhaps you were thinking of?
  https://github.com/KinkyMakers/OSSM-hardware
  
  I love that this exists and I think I know what I'm getting my wife for Christmas
  
  Oh nice, they've got a Blåhaj one
- We're just going to ignore that there are open source plans online for motorized multi-axis articulated under-desk fleshlight mounts, and a library of videos with 1:1 motion mapping? Plus it has safety controls to ensure it doesn't snap the "cylinder".
  I was not aware, but I'm proud of the community who did that.

"You slipped and fell?"
"Yes."
"Penis first?"
"Yes, now get me out of here."
- “I don’t know why patients try to lie. It’s not like it’s a big deal”
  [patient walks in with a butt object]
  “Oh gee, how’d it happen?”
  All they gotta do is not ask. I assume it’s not medically relevant. Dude’s got a cucumber in his butt, everybody knows how it happened. What’s the point in asking?
  
  You've obviously not had the same sorts of completely innocent accidents I've had throughout my life.
  
  Probably to make the patient squirm and see what excuse they come up with so the job isn't as drab?
  More seriously, they need to know the circumstances of any accident to be aware of potential other complications or risk factors. That's just a standard question they have to ask.
- It's a cylinder.
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/z42ltXJBakI

Oh god I remember this

It's his penis. The cylinder is his penis.
- It's an old meme from Reddit. Guy got his penis stuck in an m&ms tube.
  
  People have been getting their penis stuck in things for as long as there have been holes.
- I also agree! I just want to clarify that I knew it was his penis before actually reading this comment because I'm smart too.
- Thanks, Sherlock! We couldn've figured it out without you!

There he goes again inventing things that already exist....
- I want it.

Just tell the tesla employee that comes with the robot to fake its autonomy to let go.

So long as the robot doesn't accidentally drop raw chicken on the cylinder

1" diameter
Oof! Self burn.
- Let’s hear your measurements big guy
  
  Geez, I hope you don't think your 1" circumference is something to write home about!

I understood that reference.

This is the second post I have seen where someone has their cylinder stuck in something is this a meme now?
- There was a reddit thread where a guy clearly got his dick stuck in a M&M mini tube and refused to admit it, referred to it as a "cylinder" stuck in a tube, and really stuck to the bit.
  
  Doing God's work.
  
  Lol, looks like he is still being teased for it.
  
  What's a "reddit" grandpa?

Well... that escalated quickly.

I'm pretty sure I saw how this turns out on the Orville

It's a horn

would a cylinder measurement assumed to be in circumference or diameter?
- Well, since he said "diameter" in the post, I think I found your answer.
  
  But what if I went to the Zoolander School for Kids who don't Read Good?
- Neither I think it's just a total surface area so. All sorts of ways to arrange that topology

Sounds like they slipped and fell

First we had the wankpanzer, now we have the wankrobot.
PS. I would also have accepted wankautomaton, wankpuppet, wankmechanic or wankandroid.
- Wankdroid.
  
  Yes!

Off-topic but I wonder if the hand could be impervious to vitamin e oil

if its just 1 inch i wouldnt worry about it

Oh right that thing. Anyone got a screencap of it?

https://youtu.be/YgtO5sebA9U?si=o5wM-3pl5fW0IkJA

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