Socially Awkward Rule

Shaking hands and small talk? That's my jam, the only issue would be realizing the passage of time and stopping the small talk.

I've got a bit of a motor mouth

I’ll shake their hands, but if I have to call them on the phone later? Fuuuuuck that.

Since when is that connected to adhd?

Do we have to shake? I'm good for a few, but my hand is gonna slip at some point and then that person is gonna tell everyone else how bad I am at shaking hands. Also, don't your hands get chapped doing that too much? I cook a lot, so I use my hands often. Should I wear gloves? Is that rude? Will they talk about that?

Why do you expect that you have to do small talk?

But can I back it up and make it go over them again? Just to be sure?