Vinegar

Eating salt and vinegar chips is the biological equivalent of scrubbing your digestive tract with a wire brush, and this is exactly what I deserve.
- I’ve heard of people being told to drink vinegar to try and pass a THC test.

Of course. If I add vinegar to anything it has a surprising effect.
- An effect that becomes less surprising with repetition. At some point, it's no longer a "surprising effect" but an entirely expected one.
- Only at first. Unless you've got that Memento or 50 First Dates shit going on..
- Yeah I've never been mad because I ate some salt and vinegar chips

The country with the highest per capita consumption of vinegar in 2018 was the Netherlands, with 3,108 liters per 1,000 people
This checks out. As we all know, the Dutch only inflict depression, they’re never depressed themselves.
- As a Ferrari fan I can confirm.
  
  I feel like you've done that to yourself. The Dutch are barely involved.

Unfortunately most chip companies don’t actually use salt and vinegar directly, they use sodium diacetate and sodium acetate which when combined produce the salt and vinegar flavouring we know.
- is that to avoid using liquid vinegar?
  
  Yeah, basically. You get the same flavour but in a powdered form. Imagine opening a bag of chips and getting a soggy mess of liquid vinegar. It would be chaos. Its probably cheaper too, but I don’t know shit about chip manufacturing.

Apple cider vinegar (unpasteurised) gang here, love the stuff!
- It'll cure what ails ya.
  Somehow. Doesn't matter what it is. Miracle cure, yessiree.
  
  What if my ailment is feeling sick after ingesting apple cider vinegar?

If this is true then how come Britain is depressed as fuck?
- TBF the headline didn't say it was a good effect.
- Hey now, it alleviates depression, it doesn't cure Britain.

- Wait – is this how we prevent our socks committing suicide in the dryer?
  Alex Jones screeching

Hang on a sec, I need a drink.
- I litterally drink the juice. The jar is completely empty when I'm done.

And suddenly salt and vinegar chips will increase in prive by a factor of 100.000

You cannot handle my strongest potion, Adventurer.
My weakest potion would leave you crumpled on the floor.

The vinegar situation where I am atm has kind of made me more depressed? Some of it is straight up ass, and the salt & vinegar chips have been pretty terrible across the board. I love vinegar, too, so I'm very sad. Maybe the vinegar has to taste good to work.