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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world soma @lemm.ee 6mo ago

What do you call a man with no shins?

Tony

Bonus - What do you call a religious man with no ankles? Shinto

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I thought you'd call him Cotton Hill.
- "...they blew my shins off. Last thing I remember, I beat 'em all to death with a big piece of Fatty."
I'm lost..can you explain?
- Toe-knee
  
  Feet and ankles: am I a joke to you?
- Between the toes and the knees lie the shins.
  
  Take away the shins and you're left with Toe-Knee.
  
  Tony.
Bonus bonus What do you call a man with no torso?

Asscheeks

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