Everybody in SoCal today...

Aim that thing at the fossil fuel companies that literally gaslighted the public for decades.
- If you're going to do that, may as well get Coleman first. They're still gaslighting people.
- They are just on a war against Big Oxygen. They'll stop lighting the gas after it's finished.

Kerbal players, knowing the delta-v to approach the sun: ... (completely unimpressed-face at a bullet flopping into the ground less than a km away)
- And even if that bullet traveled at escape velocity it would only end up in a slightly more eccentric orbit. If my mental model is right, they would have to wait until a bit after sunset and shoot straight up to send it in the right direction while encountering the least atmospheric drag.
  ...🤓

Maybe you shouldn't live in a desert that's on a massive deadly fault line then.
- There's more water in SoCal than Central Valley. And we can always Solar->Desalination. Unlike the poor bastards in Phoenix who are just going to run out in a few years.
  
  What? Source that SoCal has more than the San Joaquin…unless you mean they’ve already pumped way too much water out of the valley. Hell, there’s water piped from the Valley to L.A., so if SoCal has that much water they shouldn’t need Valley water?

Is SoCal short for Southern California or does it have to do with Southern Canada? I am from the rest of the world and I'm not familiar with these whatchacallits.
[Edit] Well probably not Canada because there's no L in that. I'm tired I guess.
- As a Canadian, I'm piping in to say that no, they probably don't mean me

Honestly, in my neck of SoCal, it's the humidity as much as the heat. I keep going to bed in 80-90% humidity and waking up wet.
- Are you implying those two things are related?
  
  Well I'm not pissing myself, so...

Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had
- And now it's playing on a loop in my head. I'm not even mad about it.

The entire Southwest. Arizona has had over 100 days in a row of 100+ temperatures.
We're ready for the orbital solar power shade.
Even the Saguaros are too hot.