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7mo ago

Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider

Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider

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you can't bring a penis to a knife fight, man
- Ultimate intimidation weapon.
- A penis can become a ranged weapon.
  
  It sure can, with the switchblade's help.

The penis mightier than the sword
- Actually audibly chuckled
- But what if Thompson's Penis a Sword?

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