A Minecraft Movie | Teaser
A Minecraft Movie | Teaser
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Big movie industry seems to be one of the most rigid forms of media. Every time I notice the same cinematic/presentational tricks used again and again to invoke the same feelings/emotions in viewer. This is visible in movies themselves but in teasers/trailers it's done in some kind of heavyweight refined form. Minecraft deserves better than those overused formulas.
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Surely you've never seen some variation of "I am
<the guy on the poster>
!!" "Lol this guy sucks" before!-
Spy Kids 3D
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That's because these people learn the same cookie-cutter techniques at film school and start writing scripts in large groups right after getting their arts degree. Identity has been beaten out of them.
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This looks awful
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Is Jack Black just required to be in every videogame movie from now on? Mario, Borderlands, and now this? Is he going to be Shadow in the new Sonic movie?
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I think Keanu Reeves is playing Shadow.
Edit: yup - https://www.ign.com/articles/sonic-the-hedgehog-3-voice-casting
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He narrates the Minecraft audiobooks my kid listens to as well.
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He is a gamer so, yes
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looks BAD.
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Obviously main idea for this movie was just to have some minecraft stylistic and to be a cash grab. Creating interesting story was last on the priorities list.
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The "priorities list" has only two entries: a) make money with it and b) make it in a way that we can make a sequel to make more money.
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When I read the post title, I figured it was gonna be some joke youtuber fan-made trailer cuz no studio would be that dumb.
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I have the same feeling after watching this, as I did the Mario movie and the Angry Birds before that..
I’m going to remain skeptical, but somewhat optimistic that this will be relatively watchable and hopefully not a complete dumpster fire like Borderlands..
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Is it really THAT bad Borderlands? I didn't watch it yet, but looks somewhat good.. characters aside, they're BAD
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It really depends on where you draw the line e in the sand, I suppose?
If you’re not too heavily invested in the game series (so you’re willing to accept retcons/story divergence), and are able to switch your brain off for ~100 minutes you’ve got a decent enough chance that you probably won’t hate it.
More than anything, it just has a lot more in common with the ‘bad old days’ of video game adaptations (live action Mario Bros., anything Uwe Boll touched), than the newer crop of more faithful/reverent adaptations (Sonic, animated Mario etc.).
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Jack Black is officially jumping the shark.
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Jack is gonna be the best part of this, you just wait.
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Whelp, i guess Netflix is the last hope now.
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If this doesn’t include something about Herobrine, it will be a complete failure and deservedly so!
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Wouldn't Herobrine just be Jack Black with white eyes?
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I hadn’t viewed the trailer before that prior comment.
Judging from that trailer, they likely wouldn’t change anything about Black at all.
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Horrendous.
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I'm weirdly on board with this and I think my kids will love it.
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Ummmmmm.....
What the actuall hell did I just watch? I believe the people agree this is bad. Likes to dislikes shows 152k to 115k.
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It’s not gonna stop it from making an absolute shit ton of money, and that’s all that matters for the studios.
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This looks bad, but the last time Jared Hess and Jack Black teamed up we got Nacho Libre, which was good.
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At least the mobs are somewhat good, I mean they're not perfect but they're not ugly either. PERSONAL OPINION
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Wow, that's.. crunchy.
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The proportions are weird (everyone is much taller than 2 blocks), the extremely saturated world looks weird, the green-screen looks awful, why the hell is Jack Black Steve
This genuinely looks very cheap
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Well, that certainly was a motion picture trailer.
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This looks like a straight to vhs release. I will not be watching it 😬
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This movie is for literal babies
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ITT: A bunch of 30+ year olds complaining that movie made for target demographics of 5-12 year olds looks dumb and for children
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The Lego movie would like a word
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Shrek, Despicable Me, Every Disney movie ever, would also like a word.
The best kids movies are ones that put jokes in for the Adults forced to watch them - it shows they care about their audience, even the incidental one.
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Just because it's for children doesn't mean it has to be bad.
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Just because people on the internet don't like it doesn't mean it's bad.
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I’m not going to pay to see it but if the choice of the song magical mystery tour sets up the tone of the movie it could be a bit of fun.
Pretty sure kids will like it.
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