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Flying Squid @lemmy.world

4mo ago

Possible strategy to make apartments affordable again...

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Piss stain really adds authenticity to the art
- I have to admit that one of the big unspoken perks of home ownership (at least as a penis owner) is being able to piss in the backyard in an emergency and not worrying about a cop seeing you do it.
  
  You have to worry about cops watching you pee otherwise?
  
  My house only has a front yard and side yards, all fully visible from the street. I have to piss in my sink until my hedges grow in.
  
  Emergency? I do that anytime it's not more convenient to pee inside.

Definitely do NOT get into hobbyist termite breeding and have an accidental containment breach that you tell nobody about.
That would be crazy. Won’t someone think of the landlords?
- We want cheap houses, not dilapidated houses.
- That just seems wasteful from a resource/environmental view.
  
  Fun fact: Termites love climate change!

Does that thing have 3 eyes?
- It’s mind has been opened and perception redefined
- Yeah, it's "poggers" as the kids say these days. I wouldn't mind seeing this thing everyday outside my house. Looks fun and friendly. We need more art to cover up all the gray and stale "gentrification".
  Take back what is stolen. The people running the show weren't going to give us affordable homes or even allow us a say in our communities. It's time to stop pretending the assholes sucking us dry deserve any respect and take back our neighborhoods.
  It's amazing how a little drawing or writing on the wall brings so much ire to the privileged.
- At first I thought it was Overgrown Rover from One Punch Man, but it isn't 🤷

The best strategy is to invite minorities to be your neighbors!

They'll just raise your rent to pay for cleaning and new security cameras. The man is quite adept at the game of keeping you down.

Here I'm just doing my part by letting my grass go unmowed.

I’m reminded of an old Saints Row 2 mission where somebody needs to tank property values in an area, and so sends you to spray literal shit everywhere.
- Or when in GTA 3 you had to start a gang war or in GTA: Vice City where you started a gang war. All to lower property values.

The dog pee stain is icing on the cake.
- Yeah "dog" pee 😏

Violence is how we have everything in the US. I'm happy with this approach
- Rent lowering gunshots
  
  i got yer rent control right here 🔫

Now a days, it wouldn't surprise me if they advertise it as "view to authentic anti capitalism art" and charge you 50% more T.T

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