Hot day, cool treats.

Crime(s) charged: Violation of Cole's Law, 4 counts.

no.

Burn it with napalm.

Funny though, i used to call it cold slaw when i was a kid. Not i can be right.

My ears say no but my eyes say yes!

I gotta admit, it looks aesthetically super pleasing

I will fly out to where this person lives. I will rent a car at the airport and, using Waze, will drive to their house. And then...I will stand on the sidewalk across the street from them while glaring. Glaring AND scowling with disapproval.

This is almost as bad as my former boss microwaving egg salad. The room we worked in was incredibly small, so the stench filled the place for hours.

Somehow this doesn't make coleslaw any more edible

Don't knock it till you try it.

Are these actually good or as shit as I imagine they would be?