Ik ik but control yourselfs
Ik ik but control yourselfs
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It's gotta be Richard of course.
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Richard McDickface
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Harsh, but fair
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This is the only correct answer.
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Hehe, or maybe Dick
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How has no one said Dickface? Or is that too on the nose
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That is called low hanging fruit. It's funny, but lots of people already thought about it.
It is the solid choice, though.
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lord 😂
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Nobody nose, nobody nose...
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Sir Richard Johnson
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He's not been knighted - yet...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Johnson_(racing_driver)
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Dick Johnson is perfect chiefs kiss 👌
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Isn't that a bit long? You could shorten it as-
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Little Richard
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Dicknose McBallcheeks
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It's ok if this format goes away
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Pria-puss ( aka Priapus) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapus
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Huh TIL! That's an awesome name. I hope I can use that one day, all of our pets are Greek named.
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What about Penix?
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Captain Winky
Count Dickula
Dingaling
Drumstick
Fiddlestick
Frankfurter
Fuzz Baton
Gherkin
Hermes
Javelin
Jimmy Joystick
Kielbasa
Knobbins
Lieutenant Dangle
Lollipop
Moby Dick
Mr. McFlutey
Oboe
Peepers
Pickles
Pinky
Pistol Pete
Popsicle
Rodney
Schniedel
Screwdriver
Shillelagh
Slim Jim
Spigot
Stiffie
Swizzlestick
Tadger
Teeny Zucchini
Tooly
Twigberry
Uncle Reamus
Unicorn
Wangdoodle
Wibbles
Willie
Woody
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Schlong
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Assmouthdeus
Bellenda
Cock'n'balla
Dick Facey
Fuckface
Phallicus
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I was originally thinking Phallus, myself. But Phallicus is much better!
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Fiddlestick is genius. If my neighbor came out her front door and called "Fiddlestick!" and that cat came trotting out of the bushes, I would fall over and die.
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Richard
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Rani (Dick in Quetchua, Inca language) Nobody will know
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Ha, I have a friend called Rani
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Dickhead?
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You mean, Richard Cranium.
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Richard Cranium sounds like a very, very posh cat.
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Yea!
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Richard Johnson
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Moby
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Rod
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Rod loves you
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I certainly hope not
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Biggus
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Little finger.
As in the face looks like it’s giving me a little finger.
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Why does everyone want Richard?
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Everyone loves Dick
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Dickens
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I.C. Weiner
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Oh, crud!
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Heres to another lousy cat name.
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Donger
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Donger is my middle name
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Prince Albert. You can't unsee it.
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If you want to avoid a penis-related name, you could go with candle.
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Cheney
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Clever...
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Johnny Sack.
Furballz.
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Shaft! You damn right.
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Priapuss
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Straight to the top of the thread for you.
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Fuck Nose.
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First visit to the vet plays out like an Abbot and Costello sketch!
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“What’s wrong with your cat?”
“Fuck nose”
“Well then why the hell did you bring in the cat?”
“Fuck nose?”
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Fur balls
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Facciotina di Cazzo
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I'd call him dickhead
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The most accurate name lol
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Richard Head
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Nee Solomon?
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Dr. Phal
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Don Glover
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Dicky McDickface
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Dick Dastardly
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It's Cock Nose
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Dickface
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Please use their full name Dickie MacDickface.
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Penis
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Steve.
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Peter
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Is that long john johnson?
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Photoshop - it would be a great name for this cat
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Satyr
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Cody, the death dealer
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Pussy Cat
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Gonzo
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Edgar Allan Poe.
Not the name of his cat, the name of him.
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Phalix
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naughtius phallus
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Biffle
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Dickfacé
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Yes. And You can say, it's not Dickface, it's Dickfacé, damn it!
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Little Ricky
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That was my dog's name. Named after the character from I love Lucy, though.
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I wonder if that cat notices all the laughter
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“Boniface” yknow like some pope
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