Which Futurama line(s) do you find yourself quoting for no raisin?

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!

My manwich!

https://youtu.be/LpOIPb1_aCU

This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

Tell them I hate them

Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜

What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
- I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

I'm 40% Futurama references

For no raisin

"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

I'm 40% (insert thing)

To shreds, you say‽

Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

He was built in Mexico.

Good news everyone!

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

This just comes to me naturally 😂

"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

Good news, everyone!

To shreds, you say?

Shut up baby, I know it!

My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
- My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused

I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

Also:

Dave's not here, man

Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

Assie!

To shreds, you say?

Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
- Honestly it's one of my all time favorite scenes from any show

Another job well done! (Whenever something has been resolved on its own)

Look at me, Zoidberg, house owner!

I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends, it's things.

"The Original Party Worm"

Wiggity wam wam wozzle!

I'm gonna go lay down...

I get it!
- Ohhh...now I get it.

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Good news everyone!

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!

I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.

Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

You win again gravity.

(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW

This isn't even the scene from that quote but I still couldn't resist making it my profile pic!
- Yeah but it fits the quote better i think. Definitely suits your profile name ;)

Fun on a bun.

Your music is bad and you should feel bad!

Shut up, Baby. I know it!

Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

All I know is, my gut says "maybe"
- "what makes a man go neutral?"

Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

Good news, everyone!

Change places!

+1

You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

just practicing my stabbing!

You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is

"Oh my, yes"

And the variation

"Oh my, no"

I use them weekly

I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"

@Awa I’m 40% (insert material)

Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

Bon jour. Crazy JGibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."

Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:

I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.

Lrr's wife Nndnnd (when they're preparing to fuck): "MY ORGANS ARE MOVING INTO POSITION!"

Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.