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UraniumDonut @lemmy.world

4mo ago

I own a brutalist buttplug AMA rule

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I see your brutalist butt plug and raise you my dildo rock.
- amateurs
  
  Impressive.
- Impressive.

Can you fit a square peg in a round hole?
- It goes in the square hole
  
  sanity crumbles visibly
- A cylinder

Ah, yes. The 6th elemental stone.
- We needed to activate it.
  \ Does anyone have a butthole?
  
  Fire for fire, butthole for butt plug, go.
  
  Mine just sealed up when you made that request.
  
  sorry I forgot mine at home
  
  Wait a sec, I'll go check.
  
  Not sure, but I think fewer than have an opinion.

How would you rate the experience of using it out of 10?
- Not yet used. Couldn't square up
- 11

Definitely a square peg in a round hole kinda person, huh?
- Putting the "rect" in "rectangular"

What is this? A buttplug for wombats?

Have you considered coating your buttplug in resin or some other smooth material? It's important to avoid materials with a lot of crevices that can harbor bacteria.
- This guy buttplugs
- Would it still be brutally brutalist after doing that?
- Butter also works

When I said I loved Brutalism, this isn't quite what I meant...

Oh yay holes for bacteria 🦠 😁
- Part of the experience
- True, but very much not the main problem

Amazing calcium uptake for hard strong bones rule

You better not use lube
- Use a fist full of sand and wear it down to a personal fit through friction.
- you better only use industrial lube that gives you cancer, and does terrible things to your tissues because it's meant for those massive german coal mining rigs. FTFY
  
  This is something that makes me want to go on a Google deep dive but I think I'll hold off on second thought.
- I don't think that's gonna be enough

D... Did you do it?

Are you a wombat?
- Haven't checked yet. Good idea

Do you use lube or just coat it in sand for extra brutality?
- Rough granulate

How did you get it?
- Created a replica myself from my own concrete mix
  
  A replica of what?
  A replica of WHAT?!?
  
  What, in Minecraft?
- i found CAD files for this here. i'm gonna try and CNC it later today 😄

Are you the same person as the one who got involved in a cylinder incident

Do you actually use it?

Do you live in a play-tent?
- :(

Looks like brutalism, but it's really dysfunctionalism.

Why?
- It's fun!

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