Snack bringers get inspiration

If you bring pizza, and/or cold carbonated beverages, you are much less likely to die. Established fact. Nobody knows why.

"Ima scout ahead" - our rogue, 5 minutes into our (players and DM) very first campaign.

When I was running a Paranoia oneshot at a convention, I got bribed with Girl Scout cookies. Miraculously, Friend Computer found the guy an extra clone...