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5mo ago

I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Please don't ask why I need this.

The food has to be something I can easily find.

EDIT: Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

EDIT 2: I lost. You guys purposefully made me poop I'm never doing this shit again

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Jack Link's beef stick & cheese, sasquatch size. You're going to need at least 6 per day to get over 1600 calories but it's going to be nearly 3x recommended sodium for the day so be sure to drink lots of water.
If you manage to poop at any time during those three days you deserve a medal.
- thanks man
  
  Wait, the title says "while" pooping? OK, don't eat meat and cheese.
  I misread it earlier as "without"
  
  Title is different outside and inside post. Not sure what sorcery this is but it's funny.
  
  You risk Kidney stones with that Sodium. I don't know what toilet horrors you and your butthole face that have driven you to this point, but heed my warning, kidney stones really fucking hurt.

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