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fossilesque @mander.xyz

8mo ago

Seal of Approval

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This was hilarious, but leave the wildlife alone, but especially seals. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_finger
- Or.. You know.. Contract Seal Finger and donate your amputated finger to science. Win/win
  
  Yeah, then we could maybe figure out what is the microbial cause of seal finger. But seriously, how do we not know what causes seal finger? Can't they just culture it from a seal at an aquarium??
  
  Holy fuck, I thought this was a joke comment. TIL seal finger is a thing.

Still adorable

What a dick!

he obviously doesn't know
- If we go pet him we can make it go away. And we know seal fur is really soft!

- Yet this message is in all caps.
  "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse."
  versus
  "I HELPED MY UNCLE JACK OFF A HORSE."

I have a cramp in my chest and this made me laugh which made my chest hurt

Maybe someone who isn't very good at straight lines was trying to draw a heart on him.

Do you know what commas are?
- The kids think commas are cheugy.
  
  Commas are out; semicolons are in.

19 comments