And I don't like people

You take the stairs at work.

We are not the same.

what about the opportunity to fart on acquaintances?

I don't mind standing in a small cube with strangers, that's no issue at all. People that I've met once or twice but don't know, that's who I avoid.

I take the stairs cause the elevator takes like forever to show up if you dont catch it right away

por k los dos

I sometimes take the stairs because it’s faster, they’re a short flight up while the elevator is slow af

I do it for the latter but tell people I'm doing it for the former.

Por qué no los dos

I try to ensure i am the only one on an elevator anytime theres one around. Nothing to do with hate. Just peace

I took the elevator because there's no camera in the stairwell

I chose stairs at work because it's faster (there's no other way to go up in 3 story office)

You take the stairs to stay fit. I take the elevator in hopes of getting off last to leave a fartastic surprise in there. We are not the same.

A stairwell is just a different type of box.