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TehBamski @lemmy.world

5mo ago

Sip

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too much carbonation. they'd notice. I think the true play is to fill it with soy sauce, so that you can casually take a sip during meetings to freak people out.
- Cold brew might work and look better
  
  This guy fucks.
- Okay. Flat Coke/Pepsi it is then.
  
  Equally unhinged as the soy sauce
- use coffee
  
  Gross. Who sips coffee?
  You should fill a Starbucks cup with soy sauce and sip that.
- Genius!!
- It’s even better because you can offer them a sip. Then they too can understand the greatest thirst quencher
  
  CaN yoU TaSTe ThE eLecTRolYteS??
- Go with iced tea. It's not carbonated. Plus, like soy sauce, it's also brewed.

you can do similar with a mayonnaise container and yogurt
- I fill yogurt cups with mayonnaise so I can eat mayonnaise in the office without people giving me the side-eye
  
  Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus, omnis satanica potestas. Omnis incursio infernalis adversii omnis congregatio et secta diabolica. Ergo, draco maledicte, ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire. Te rogamus. Audi nos.
  
  Hellman’s Introduces New Meat-On-The-Bottom Mayo Cups
  
  Same, with soy sauce in a diet coke bottle.
  
  Directed by M Night Hellman
  
  The trick is to keep an eye contact at all times while eating the mayonnaise
- My father used to open cat food tins from the bottom clean the cat food out after it had been used and then fill the rest with chocolate mousse and reseal the bottom of the can. Then open the top of the cat food can, stick in his spoon and start to eat it.
  He did this 20 odd years ago and is still famous for it all these years later.
  
  Wow. Your father is legit a legend. I'm going to try this in his honor, maybe do a routine where I force them to pick which one I open, then eat...?
- The better office prank is to fill condoms with yogurt for DIY gogurt.
  
  Jeez that's unhinged.... I love it!
  
  Oh god.... 😳🫨😰
- Windex and gatorade, squirt it into your mouth.
- Or mayo and glue
  
  I can hear my arteries clogging. ☠️
  
  Thanks Google Gemini...

There's an urban legend about animators at Pixar pranking Listerine executives while making a commercial. They filled one of the bottles with apple juice and made $20 bets to drink it. Supposedly one of the reps watching it being chugged went running for the bathroom to throw up.
- Isn't Listerine blue?
  
  The original version is amber colored like ~~urine~~ apple juice.
  
  There are other colors
- Listerine execs were two steps ahead and replaced the apple juice with urine.
- What about mouthwash?

A drink company in Japan came out with a drink called 'nanchatte orenji' which looked a lot like soy sauce.
- The real twist would be if it also tasted like soy sauce.
  
  "It's almost as if I'm actually drinking soy sauce!"

Having mistakenly bought three bulk containers of soy sauce from Costco over a two year period, looking forward to having this problem.
- How exactly does this kind of mistake occur multiple times over years?
  
  Brain freeze, brought on by too many free samples.
  
  It's kinda like buying banana ketchup when you mean to buy tomato ketchup. Sometimes you just look at the shape of the bottle or the area and your brain turns off.

I'm a Dr. Pepper man myself, but I like the cut of your jib.
- One of us one of us!
- Dr. Pepper is God tier. Sucks that junk fizzy drinks taste so damn good.

This will make you look weird at most
Sterilize a bleach bottle or some other very unsafe to drink container and use that as your water bottle instead for the real chaos
- sterilize a bleach bottle
  
  After you're done, wash your soap.
  
  And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do that, by injection inside, or almost a cleaning?
  
  it’d be interesting to check that
- I think you mean decontaminate, as bleach itself is a very common sterilizing agent.
  Toilet bowl cleaner would be a good idea since it has a twist top
  
  Yeah, you're probably right. Didn't know the proper english term. Thanks for correcting me
  
  Disinfect, disinfecting agent?
- Tell them you are preventing covid.

Soy sauce in the coffee pot. Surprise!
- You’re on to something… cold brew black coffee in the soy sauce bottle!
- Oh, you must be fun at parties...
  Fuck with me brew, ya getting the hands real fast.
  💢🥊😤🥊💢

Y'all crazy ITT

I brought a used bottle of vegetable oil as my drinking bottle to an event. What I didn't consider was that the bottle resembled a vodka bottle, so while I was taking sips of it and thought it was funny, people just thought I was a raging alcoholic.

No no no, you fill it with syrup.
- Savory pancakes 👀

Blue Powerade in a Windex bottle...
- Green listerine in a listerine bottle 😉

I'd rather drink soy sauce than Diet Coke.

"Hey! This no my pee!"

“SHOW ME, SHOW YOU…”

Everyone's just so quirky.

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