Look At These Fucking Weirdos
Look At These Fucking Weirdos
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Hey look! It's Dementia Don the racist rapist with 34 felonies that can't complete a coherent sentence, and his weirdo side kick, couch fucker. You may better know him as the guy that talked shit about Dementia Don, referring to him as Hitler for one fine example.
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Don’t forget pedophile!
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Trump needs a legit supervillain name, so his side kick couch fucker doesn't feel left out.
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Fanta Menace?
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Pageant Predator?
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and his weirdo side kick, couch fucker.
Oh you mean Mascara Shillbilly?
He loveseats.
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Lol, that's great, I'm going to use it.
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LOL. At first, I was like "ugh, please don't editorialize the post title" but then I clicked the link.
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biasbot rates it a HIGH credibility source too LOL
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Just goes to show you can be spicy and credible at the same time.
Also, I don't think the headlines are typically factored into credibility ratings (I could be wrong on that, though). Otherwise, no media outlet would have a shred of it. I guess that's just being realistic to the click-bait world we live in.
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A lot of people are saying they’re banging each other
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They definitely had a threesome with a couch.
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Are people still talking about JD Vance having sex with a couch? We need to put to bed the idea of JD Vance having sex with a couch. It’s not appropriate for people to think of Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance having sex with a couch. JD Vance has gone on record to deny that he has had bare skin contact with a couch within the last 5 years. It’s absurd that JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after making sweet, passionate love to a KIVIK Sofa Chaise.
Once again, there is no evidence of JD Vance having sex with a couch. You need to stop calling JD Vance a couchfucker.
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A couch they named Ivanka
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I imagine it’s more like a threesome with a soggy pile of fabric, foam, and wood that used to be a perfectly innocent little piece of loveseat.
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One's not a child or pornstar and the other isn't a couch. Probably not happening.
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It’s ok if they are.
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They could probably get the all time most views of forever, if they live stream it.
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Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has been the foremost practitioner of the "call them weird" campaign strategy, but Harris has deployed it as well. It resonates with normal people, who just want to live their lives and keep the government out of their underwear and have Thanksgiving dinner without their weird uncle starting some weird fight about some weird Fox News talking head who is still obsessed about finishing fifth in a college swim meet many years ago.
Nailed it
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I've been contrasting the qons with what I call "normal Americans" for a very long time. I'm so glad to see that Dems are making a combined effort to make this contrast in very stark terms.
What's funny is the earlier edition of these freaks had people like Paul Ryan - who had a life-long obsession with ending things like Social Security and Medicare - and they are now considered not freakish enough for the newest donnie-humping batch. I mean, wanting to end these benefits for others is already wayyyy into creepy weirdo territory. But even that's not enough now - they have to get even weirder and tell you how to live every single aspect of your life.
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Maybe soon Trump's ear will be potty trained and won't have to wear diapers.
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I was gonna say: Haven't there been photos of him no longer wearing the ear diaper? Has his brain infection resumed seeping?
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Probably not an actual gunshot wound, probably shrapnel.
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An old pitiful weird man with his couch loving friend. What a bunch of weirdos
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Donnie Poopypants and JD Couchfucker. Name a more iconic duo.
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That was a great and well written article. Amusing and informative. You should read it if you haven't.
And no, I would absolutely not want Trump at the dinner table, it would be exhausting, and I wouldn't want Vance at the dinner table, he's just too unhinged. If Kamala Harris came to dinner I think we'd all have a good time. I think she'd be good company.
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I'm really liking this strategy of calling them weird as hell
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I mean, it's not even making shit up, they are fucking weird. Couch fucker talks mad shit about Dementia Don the racist rapist with 34 felonies and then the dementia kicks in and he forgets about all the shit talking and picks the weirdo for VP.
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I have no problem spreading fake rumours about JD Vance the couch fucker.
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The new guy at the factory put too much stuffing in the couch Vance bought; made it too thiccc. The factory guy wasn't experienced yet at his job unlike that couch once Vance bought it.
(It's been awhile since I have seen such a positive thread on Lemmy.)
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Gross rape advocates.
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That was a good editorial. Worth more than an up vote. Thanks for sharing
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"i'm thrilled to have vance as my VP" LOL
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I hate that these guys are giving weirdos a bad name. There's nothing wrong with being weird, it's HOW you're weird that matters, and they are for all the wrong reasons.
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The article covers this
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It's so funny how upset it makes the free speech absolutist, 'lol triggering leftist snowflakes, fuck your feelings' types.
It's the online equivalent of going to sit next to someone on the bus and then pausing to look them up and down, grimace and side eye someone else like 'are you seeing this shit?' and sitting somewhere else.
It genuinely seems to hurt their feelings and that makes me happier than it should. I think it's the schadenfreude for those who spend their lives saying horrible, hurtful things about minorities and the vulnerable actually experiencing even 5% of the feeling.
Really warms the cockles.
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Ew no. Looking at things like that could damage your eyesight.
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I'm ootl about where the 'weird' phenomenon started last week
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Basically, Minnesota governor Tim Walz started using it a while back, and people loosely affiliated with the Harris campaign realized how powerful it was after the couch memes took off.
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It's in the article. Started on Xitter by the Gov. of Minnesota.
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Ramsalami: "Now that my boy is losing, we really need to knock off all the dumb insults and focus on policy."
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Republicans are such a sensitive, prideful group, that this really may demotivate them. Instead of arguing with your uncle on the topic, simply responding, "trump and Vance are really weird" is going to have them feel shame and really demotivate them.
They love to trigger the libs and get them all riled up, saying "really? Those weirdos, okay" is amazing
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Sad old man and his sex doll?
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Weird
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Tweedledee and tweedledumber
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Enjoy
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He’s going to be wearing that bandage all the way to November, isn’t he?
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