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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Media Sensationalism @lemmy.world 7mo ago

Middle-schoolers after pronouns are successfully banned once and for all (A conservative utopia)

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My and Me are pronouns you stupid fucking possum
- I’m not a possum
  
  Did you just assume my species?
  
  Here come the furies.
  
  Furries are great fucking people.
  
  Helpful, accepting and won’t hate you because you pooped your pants that one time.
  
  But the second time you do it, then they're merciless 😢
  
  But what do you talk about with a furry other than their Gentoo install?
  
  May I interest you in a 4-hour lecture on the figs, kumquats, cherimoyas and jungle cacti I grow in my living room, followed by a 2-hour tirade on certain web frameworks?
  
  Yes
  
  Currently, perhaps CrowdStrike.
  
  I wanted to link to this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYWom6vHy80 , but unfortunately the OP removed it.
  However, all is not lost. Archive.org is again being a Chad by even archiving YouTube videos, albeit at a lower quality: https://web.archive.org/web/20240719212149/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYWom6vHy80
  
  Since the heavy archived YouTube website takes ages to load, here's a link to archived video file directly
  
  and won't hate you because you pooped your pants that one time.
  
  But what about the other time?
- Opossum, not possum.
- Got damn possum I ain't got no tree FIDDY

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