Middle-schoolers after pronouns are successfully banned once and for all (A conservative utopia)
Middle-schoolers after pronouns are successfully banned once and for all (A conservative utopia)


metaStatic @kbin.earth My and Me are pronouns you stupid fucking possum
51 0 ReplyBeaver @lemmy.ca I’m not a possum
17 0 Replybadcommandorfilename @lemmy.world Did you just assume my species?
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distantsounds @lemmy.world Opossum, not possum.
7 0 Replyboatsnhos931 @lemmy.world Got damn possum I ain't got no tree FIDDY
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amio @kbin.run my/me
hmmm....
pronouns are none, do not refer
31 0 ReplyThe Hegemon Husk @lemmy.world
do not refer to me
...And that's what we programmers call a memory leak!
22 0 Replythesporkeffect @lemmy.world Also, please do not observe me. Or make any sudden moves in my vicinity. I am feral and have anxiety
21 0 ReplyFlying Squid @lemmy.world
This is like the chicken game, isn't it?
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istanbullu @lemmy.ml My native language (Türkish) does not have grammatical gender. Gender in grammar is just silly and useless.
20 4 ReplyJack Hughman @lemm.ee
I need to know which inanimate objects I can fuck without it being gay, constantinoplelu.
9 0 Replyistanbullu @lemmy.ml pretty sure it's all gay.
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explodicle @sh.itjust.works
That's part of why I just use They in English for everyone. Less having to learn people's whatever; I don't care. You're cis male he? Don't care, you're a they now. More room left in brain. We can fix this shit right now.
9 2 Replyistanbullu @lemmy.ml We do have a distinction between singular 'they' and plural 'they'. It's helpful.
3 0 ReplyEmerald @lemmy.world You’re cis male he? Don’t care, you’re a they now.
Now you're back to not respecting peoples pronouns
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WIZARD POPE💫 @lemmy.world
No. Language needs as many possible structures and rules as well as millions of exceptions and oddities so it is really hard to learn.
8 1 ReplyAgent641 @lemmy.world Based and ottoman-pilled
6 0 Replybotorfj @lemdro.id
average O enjoyer
2 0 Replyshiftymccool @programming.dev I can't agree more
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the_crotch @sh.itjust.works I do not use pronouns, and I don't think you or they should use them either.
9 0 Replycooopsspace @infosec.pub I, you, they, them
Based
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Dizzy Devil Ducky @lemm.ee
AceFuzzLord can't wait for the use of all pronouns to be banned and English papers won't be legally allowed to use basic words such as "I", "Me", "You", etcetera. That'll teach the libs!
/s
8 0 ReplyDasus @lemmy.world
what, which, who, whom, whose, this, that, these, and those, everybody, either, none, and something,
Amongothers. It's ironic conservatives know so little grammar that they can't even add "personal" to before "pronouns" to make it at least slightly more accurate, but no.
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wabafee @lemmy.world
None ate the cabbages. None then went home full and happy.
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