Judge Jabberwocky Rule
Judge Jabberwocky Rule
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If I order boneless wings, I know that they're not made from the wing of a chicken, but they goddamn better be boneless, and saying that "boneless wings is not a guarantee that they are in fact boneless" goes against every linguistic and culinary expectation about that item. I agree with the dissent.
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bone"less" mean less bone, not no bone, bonehead
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Wait until you hear about these new "Oops all Bone" wings.
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What part of the chicken are they made from?? I've made wings at home and they were clearly wings, although mine weren't boneless
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Boneless wings are typically breast meat, like tenders and nuggets, cut into shapes that resemble wings.
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/blog/4316/what-are-boneless-wings.html
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Hey, American justice system... what, pray tell, the fuck?
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It makes sense when you realize corporate oligarchy.
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pray tell fuck is better than eat pray love
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So advertising cannot be false any more?
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If you don’t want bones in your food try eating things which do not have bones.
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Like a ham sandwich?
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Like fish!
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BEHOLD: a boneless chicken
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So when I read boneless wings I have to assume not only is it boneless-style, wing-style mystery chicken but also it's not necessarily safe to eat.
I thought we had the PFDA and USDA to assure that our boneless wings had no bones in them and were wings.
I still want buffalo and wings in my buffalo wings.
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He struck it dead, and with its head, he went galumphing back.
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I wonder if the judge would consider “bone-in” wings a shape like chicken” fingers” is then.
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