Jeff's magic money machine

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Buy a few houses? How long does that take if You have cash?
- It's taking the premise of Brewster's Millions, which required that he not only spend the money, but that he has to have nothing left at the end, including assets. So, buying a house doesn't work because you still own the house.
  Obviously there are still plenty of ways to drop millions on stuff without having anything to show for it. Hell, it's probably easier now than ever before. Just become a whale for a mobile game and you're there.
  
  Just become a whale for a mobile game and you’re there.
  I'd rather literally burn all that cash
  
  Well if taking the rules literally, that's allowed too!
  As long as you resist whatever urge you might have to throw out the ashes before you get the billion, you're not throwing them away!
  
  I wanna say they specifically called out property destruction as being against the rules. And overpaying as well iirc, so you can't offer someone millions for a sandwich that you then eat.
  Plus, if we're being pedantic, burning the money isn't spending it, which is what he is supposed to do.
  The movie also has the advantage of having a contract that presumably covers any other loopholes the audience thinks of, but which they don’t explicitly address in the script. Once you take it out of a movie and start treating it like a challenge to be solved, you can no longer hide behind some unseen fine print.
  
  they specifically called out property destruction as being against the rules
  Not in this meme, which is what I'm referring to.
  And overpaying as well
  So that rules out spending them in the US and several other countries..
  In under-regulated capitalism, prices aren't set at what's fair, they're at the maximum that they can get away with without losing too many sales/clients.
  That's by definition overpaying from the perspective of the buyer/client.
  Plus, if we're being pedantic
  We are indeed. Carry on, good sir/madam/cuttlefish
  burning the money isn't spending it, which is what he is supposed to do.
  Damn, you got me there. Good point 😁
  The movie
  Again, I was referring to the meme only, not the movie that inspired the premise
  also has the advantage of having a contract that presumably covers any other loopholes the audience thinks of
  That's a mountain sized presumption..
  Once you take it out of a movie and start treating it like a challenge to be solved, you can no longer hide behind some unseen fine print.
  Good. Genies have had it too good for too long 😛
  
  Excuse me, but my waifu has plenty of assets!
  
  Mobile game, uhg! Think of the services: a month’s worth of the best eats: 90 meals from the world’s 100 most famous chefs, each flown in to serve you. (Presumably 10% would decline even $1m for a single meal.) Concerts from semi-famous bands every three nights. Boom, $100m spent!
  Mobile games are easier and funnier though 😉

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