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abbotsbury @lemmy.world

10mo ago

Rule

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This is not the way

Add a fourth TIE fighter in there called "your life"
- I think climate change is gonna do everyone in sooner.
  
  Well, pass the heroin then.
- "The world today" but it's the fucking death star.

Men will do anything including hard drugs instead of going to the therapy and/or trying perscribed meds.
- Hey, that’s a gender neutral activity!
  Source: my mom 😔
- Funny, most of the women I've known in the last decade with pre existing diagnosed mental disorders refuse to go to therapy and self medicate with booze or weed, and pressure me into doing the same.
  Hey, maybe you should try thera... Are you saying I'm nuts , that I'm psycho or some shit?! Fuck you!
  ...
  Anyway, yep, therapy is great if you can afford it.
  
  If you’re buying heroin you can afford therapy.
  
  My ex went to therapy, and still self medicated with booze and weed...
- I'll have you know that I went to therapy... Eventually.
  I unfortunately tried to find solace at the bottom of a bottle first.
  Didn't work. All I found where the demons of my own mind and the bottles took away my ability to fight them.
  
  Oddly enough, booze have me the courage to face my demons. The problem was in that I could never remember the resolution of those encounters, so I kept going in circles.
  Talk about your shit to someone, folks
- Hookers. They're cheaper than a shrink, have access to all the pharmaceuticals your heart desires and if all else fails... they are almost always super good at... listening to how your day went. Hell most even prefer it to sucking on a soft chub for an hour just for you to come to the same conclusion that depression fucks with your libido.
- Why not both?

The only dragon I wanna ride is Falcor from Neverending Story.
- In what sense "ride"?
  
  Like as transportation.
  The number of dragons I'd ride in the other sense is pretty much any except Bayle the Dread because he's an asshole. He probably lost his dick to Placidusax anyway (and why he's so mad).
  
  Embracing 😳
- I will never not see him as a dog

Man, if I had enemies I’d get them addicted to hard drugs. They’d stop chasing me, and just chase that high
Incidentally, that’s the supposed plot line about fentanyl coming from china
- I mean if China were actually doing this, they'd only be taking from the same playbook the British used against them with opium ¯(ツ)/¯
  
  Idk if it's coming from a Chinese government conspiracy but I've definitely only ever seen it come in from China.
  
  Yeap
- There’s a good Vice documentary where they meet with both cartel in Sinaloa and Chinese suppliers who also are now handling money laundering for them

Not a good message to spread, becuase it's fucking true
- It's so accurate because Rey is such a bad protag as well.
  
  Fucking thank you. I wanted to like her, but she's just way too, blahhh. Same with Kylo Ren, but more because he's a friggin crybaby
  
  The character had so much potential after the first film... Then they just, didn't use her.

Sounds good. Where can I find this heroin You speak of?

Is the heroin/heroine pun intentional? Cus god damn, it made me spit out xD
- I hope so. It works both ways, but totally different. Nice.

Your missing the last picture where I'm giving out handies for 10 a pop and looking ragged as fuck...
- Only $10?
  Heyyy~~

Then constipation blasts her

This also works with anything you love to do too
- Oof
- Heroin

Heroin should fix anxiety and stress. Depression, I doubt. A lot like booze that way really. Unfortunately heroin will also make you constipated.

Heroin is a cure for depression like a nuke is a cure for a famime.

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