The longer you look, the worse it gets

Hey OP, if you're gonna take a pic of my ride, it's common courtesy to censor the license plate.

While I agree that censoring the plate is courteous, I don’t think that is how this car in particular is most likely to be identified. /s
- It's the bumper, isn't it? I've been meaning to get it repainted but times are tough, y'know?
…better now?

I think it would break something irreparable in my brain if a really attractive 30-something year old woman in a sharp business suit stepped out of that car.

what if a wasted justin timberlake did?
- Give him the ol’ “woop woop” and a wink
- it would ruin the tour
- I'd call the cops. Nobody is above the law.

honk

oh my godddd, fuckkkkk 😩
- My stomach hurts real bad

I used to like the Chrysler 300, then I saw the kind of people who buy them.

Edit: Not a racial thing. Im Australia they became popular with people who really arent tough but want people to think they are... white guys who think because they smoke weed that they are essentially Pablo Escobar. Guys who have a motorbike licence and a 500cc commuter bike but 9 Sons of Anarchy hoodies. Guys who have a "Only god can judge me" tattoo but also some minor convictions from a local court magistrate who it turns out can judge them.

Juggalos and juggalettes?
I don't think you intended this to be as racist as it sounds but holy shit this sounds so fucking racist.
- I had a (white) friend who had a pretty nice one, rims and tinted windows, heated seats, it was a nice car for a Chrysler. He said he got stopped constantly for made up reasons but they would inevitably let him go when they realized it was a 30yr old nerd and not normally "kind of people who buy them."
  
  He ended up selling the car and getting a mustang.

On a Chrysler 300, his grandma know he did this to her car?

That is the grandma
- Dom Granny "The Armwarmer" Juggalo
They would have gone for the Ford Five Hundred but they ran out of lube.
that car is your granmas

Hey that’s my car.

Hi Mom!

I love it. I’d definitely honk.

I believe exactly one of those statements.

This just screams to cops, pull me over!

We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.

A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean
- If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don't manage.
- Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.

Not that i was gonna track them down, but blurring the license plate seems ironic in this case.

It's a lot easier to track someone down by their license plate than their bumper stickers.
- It's also a lot easier to falsely report the car for a crime with the plate number. Far too many people are bored online and I would be terrified of a couple thousand seeing my truck and plate numbers.
Sadly I can say this is not the first time I've seen the bang local milfs decal, and that does not appear to be a Florida plate.
- I can almost guarantee it is a standard Michigan plate. The tag should expire this year
- It's not that sad. I feel like that's a pretty general consensus.
  
  I am pro banging local milves