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Welcome to Five Guys!
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Pentacock
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Cocktopus
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Fuck I was gonna say that :'(
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That's a starprick if I'm not mistaken
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starprick
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Your mom's fidget spinner.
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Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite
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"I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small. It's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, 'Hey, look at me. I'm Mr. So-and-So Dick. I've got such-as-such for a penis.' I never saw it fail to get a laugh."
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Moby's Dicks
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So that's what they do with it after bottom surgery
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Organic free range dildo star before harvest
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It's a five star porn-hub
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The cocktail starfish
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5 player co-op
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"No, this is Patrick"
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What ya got there is known as a fiveskin.
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Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!
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Patrick PornStar
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Patrick and his five brothers.
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I think you mean Richard Star, Patrick's cousin that he didn't even know existed...
They call him Dickie
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Five girls one star
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Pentapenis
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PENVS
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the turboenfuckillator. very popular with your mother
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Badstarfish, the next product from bad dragon.
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That's a penisea star
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Ass to ass!
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Your partner will finally be pleased!
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Starfucker
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Mr. Stealyourgirl
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Fivehead.
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The penis wheel
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Patdick Star
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But I don't wanna pat the dicks
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It ain't gonna sucker itself.
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The Seanis
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Dickstar
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Why would someone put penises all over the beach?
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Falustarfish
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Paige, no, no, no, no, no!
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Gatling penis
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A growing star.
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This is what a choriaster granulatus looks like.
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Boner's star.
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Stellatum glandem
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Adult fidget spinner.
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"I give this orgy 5 stars!"