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Waiting for the day republicans start installing separate gendered bathrooms in their homes.

Me on my way to ground my son for using the FEMALE bathroom when he’s a MALE (i am a very good parent)
- Don't tell dad that I sit down to pee almost exclusively.

This is absurd. The estrogen lab should be switched with the sexb4marriage lounge, so i can watch boywives in their kitchen at leisure, and take the estrogen to use in the trans bathroom efficiently.

Also, obviously you don't want the lounge opening right into the bathroom. Unless that's your thing, but then you should just convert your gay room into a multipurpose area.

Imagine having a whole ass lounge dedicated to sex before marriage. Living the high life.

I dunno, seems really inconvenient to me. What if you decide to get married at some point? I would just build a sex-regardless-marriage room, to get a little potential future-proofing done.

And maybe expand the gay room a bit.

wait doesn't everyone just have a closet full of abortion???

I'm more of a walk-in abortion kind of person.
No no this is for performing them, not for trophies. Common mistake
- Lots of coat hangers in there.
It's just where they keep the vacuum.

Thoomp!
- so that's why it's always clogged
you mean a medicine cabinet??

Where's the secular "zen" room?

Don't know, I'll be in abortion if you're looking for me!
- I'm telling mom you keep hogging abortion.

A kitchen just for me?! 🥺

For us, comrade.
With attached abortion, for convenience
- How else are we expected to make my famous tomato soup?

So a republicans house is just this but every room is labeled guns?

Guns and christianity maybe.
- And actual slavery.
There’s the prayer / wife beating room, the incest / strictly missionary only room, the bathroom where wiping or cleaning your ass is forbidden, and the Fox News while drinking Lonestar and shooting at rats room.
Gotta put the trucks somewhere, too.

I mean who doesn't have a gay room these days?

More importantly, why is the gay room so small? You can barely get any gay in there.
- Gerrymandering

The Trans bathroom looks just like my bathroom. Wtf I'm shook.

Let's not overlook the weed porch

Excuse me, that's the weed patio. The hookah goes on the porch.

Oh no that's horrible, where is this house... So I can avoid it :3

I'll be on the weed smoking patio. Wake me up in three days if I'm not back.

To be fair, the only way to afford a place like this is to run some sort of lab out of it.

I like to go to my gay room and just kind of sit and stare at the wall and think about stuff. It doesn't accomplish anything.

bidens america

I mean, I'd probably want a door.

In this economy??

I spent a lot of time in the boywife kitchen, but the abortion pantry just has snacks. I guess we sleep in the Sex Before Marriage Lounge? I'd swap the Gay Room and the Estrogen Lab. I surf Lemmy and do more science in the Gay Room, and my sweetheart hangs out in the Estrogen Lab.

The bathroom is trans, yes. There's a second (cis) bathroom.

I’d rather just smoke in the house.

It is true though...