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return2ozma @lemmy.world

7mo ago

Get sorted...

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Where's the femboy option?
- Top right?
  
  No that's furies
- Lower left because he is most adjacent to a low-level programmer
- potentially any of them

What if there is a secret fifth option that is the son of a car dealer?
- Thats you in the upper left after your fifth DUI and second divorce.
  
  Hey now, the felons I work with are all cool dudes just trying to rebuild their lives.
  The sons of car dealers are all working in the main office trying to fuck up our lives.
  
  And before that it's lower left.
- Is this a kid Rock joke?

Hey! I don't fit into this mold! I'm the guy from the Midwest who left the Midwest, went to Hollywood, had some decent success but not enough to justify staying in such an expensive part of the country (with a baby), moved back to the Midwest, did a bunch of shit jobs that used the skills I learned when in L.A. and now can't work.
So... um... yay me?
- I believe that is the bottom right
  
  Are you calling me a Juggalo, sir, madam or nonbinary person? Because I have dueled with pistols over less!

I'm not from the Midwest, but juggalo for life
- What even are juggalos? Like i know they're fans of ICP but is there anything more than that? Do they have any unifying beliefs or are they just ICP fans?
  
  They are a robust subculture, Woop Woop! There is lots of interesting info on this group online, although I'm not able to link atm, sorry!
  
  They worship magnets.
  
  I don't know. But I'm down with the clown and I'm down for life, yo
  
  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo
  https://www.thefader.com/2017/09/18/juggalo-march-dc-photos-insane-clown-posse
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNRRQI6NtoQ
  
  i believe they're furries but for clowns

Where's the mullet, with Van Halen and Aerosmith and Skynyrd?
- The top two

And yet all 4 drink Faygo Rock n Rye
- Of course we do, it’s the nectar of the gods.
  Damn I really want some Rock n Rye now.

Can't I be both nerd and juggalo?
- You either know how magnets work or you don't. There is no in-between.
  
  It's like a di-pole, two opposites separated by distance.
  Well, I guess I'm not a Juggalo. Magic isn't everywhere.
- No, pick one
  
  I could be a nugg.... nevermind, this is a situation where I don't win. Nerd.
- I'll allow it.
- Absolutely.

I believe you have my stapler.

Apparently 6000 of the guys in first pane killed themselves in the US last year
- I dunno if the next pane is doing any better

I'm the top left :)

I find myself between left top and bottom. Working a manual labor job and still going nowhere in life.

If those are the only options, I am choosing juggalo

None of these people are playing board games.

No doubt, Juggalo. It can circumvent facial recognition systems. I see as an absolute win

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