What's your clickbait headline that describes your life right now?
What's your clickbait headline that describes your life right now?
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How long can one person avoid yard work? The answer will shock you.
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3 weeks so far lol. I’ll probably have to finally mow next week before it gets unmanageable.
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"Clueless old man tries the cloud."
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He's unemployed, autistic, spends his free time configuring Linux distros, doomscrolling and falling down Wikipedia rabbit holes. You won't believe how he met his wife!
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Wait, but how did you meet your wife though?
I too choose this guy's wife.
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I asked for her number in a night club, she was the bartender.
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3 long lines of 'headline' won't get you any clicks (and no wife)
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101 mistakes to avoid if you wanna reach 30
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me, reading: oh no... oh no!
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Assembly.
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Do let me know of the outcome!
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I’ve found calling HTML a programming language helps.
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::: spoiler Spoiler "The hackers chainsaw" - Forth
Old Reverse Polish Yoda can kill with one Word.
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Fail compilation 2024 (watch till the end 😂👌)
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Scientists discover THIS many shots of vodka will inebriate you
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Chaos Condo in Manila: Yowling cat, BDSM couple and Nose Job Woes Shake Up Quiet Night.
I am not kidding. Life is strange sometimes.
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Also across the hall there is a phone that rings for 10 full minutes, every day.
And the aircon smells like mold.
And the windows are stuck shut.
And the bathroom smells a bit like sewer.
Sorry, got on a roll there.
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This reads like the lyrics to a Godspeed You! Black Emperor song. Like a more depressing Dead Flag Blues.
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Okay, I'm hooked, I have to know the non-clickbait story
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Retired at 38 and living childless with his wife in the countryside... What will he do with the rest of his life? #7 may surprise you.
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WHATS #7 damnit‽
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Local fuckup reclaims a meager portion of his dignity using this one weird trick
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Man waits 3 months to see his girlfriend, you won't believe what happens next!
She was out of town for work for a couple of months, we saw each other one time since she got back. Then before we could see eachother again, she came down with COVID and I got fucking pneumonia. So we have to wait a bit before seeing each other until we're both healthy.
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Nurgle mistakenly identifies local sedentary fatass as living in tribute to him, rewards him with the blessing of now 4 weeks of continuous digestive plague.
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You Won't Believe This Guy's Crazy Knife Collection!
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How Is This Mentally Ill Single Millenial Holding Down Two Jobs and Crunching Through Debt Payments? The Answer Will Shock Most Americans!
(the answer is I am a lucky removed whose main employer fucks up just about everything except they provide premium health insurance I can afford to pay for and pay copays for, and this has been drastically improving my life)
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She Put 26 Years Into A Relationship In Exchange For A Mountain Of Debt, And Now He's Throwing Things At Her!
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Waiting for help, this shocking new treatment might be just what was needed!
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Millennials are killing the idea of retirement!
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I tried programming in vvvv and this happened…
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"Virtually legless breed of alien woman hides in plain sight, sighted in Pitcairn and dumped in VT by her family after fleeing the people of NY!"
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Man dies killing two cars on bicycle, his zombie stole my KOM ten years later.
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Does life suck, or not?
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All I know is that it would be a headline from The Onion.
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Man tasked with feeding his best friend's dog his last meal. You'll never believe what was on the menu!
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"Will he kill himself? This man hates his life!"
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Hi there. We all have ups and downs in life, but sometimes the downs can feel really down or can feel like they will never end. Take heart though, things can and do get better. If you are having thoughts about taking your own life, know that there are people who care, and are there to help you. Reach out to someone if you need to.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/ca/basics/suicide/suicide-prevention-hotlines-resources-worldwide
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Professional plumber lost his job and starts their own company - this happened next
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