I summon shid in your pant

Me, who has 120% Reflection on my equipment:

Wizard fight?

Itchy bones

Might I remind you that "shit" can be used with the spell command.

I know for a fact that I will probably get my ass handed to me by the US Government for what I may do with magic powers in real life.

Luckily I don't live in fantasy land in my head I live in reality. Despite being a digimon.

Cast the constipation spell instead

shit in pants is temporary, bloating and persistent abdominal discomfort 24/7 can drive a person insane

Meh, I have already have IBS.

jokes on you, I don't have any pants

Testicular torsion quickly becomes boring when you figure out that you can just teleport away the air out of their lungs, turning the lungs to mush