Elections

The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.

ah yes, pulpulism.
- Goddammit that’s good.

I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1

Council of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.
- but they don't have pinkies

To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he'll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes

Honestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.
He'd be saying sheep who get eaten are suckers and losers....

This is so 2015...now it would be "Once elected, I will murder every single one of you" and they would reply with joy in unisson: "Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you're our saviour!!!"

We'll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!

But don't worry about his opponent, The Dire Wolf. Simply focus on the fox and why you don't want him.
The bad faith always comes out of the woodwork every time there's a chance for a good old fashioned false equivalency
- It certainly does.

"If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"

"And if I'm NOT elected, I'll be EVEN MORE carniverous!!!"

Or “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”

The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.

Elections are more like:

The wolf is in a shepherd dog's skin, pointing at the black and rainbow sheeps while saying "they're wolves in sheep skin, let me eat them!".

"That wolf is so full of shit. Who's his opponent?"

"Donald Trump."

"He has my vote."

BoTh fUcKiNg SiDeS!!!!11

"once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock."

wait is this just eugenics?

Hey ai watup

It’s done a pretty good job. I wonder how many copyrighted images it plagiarized.
- Yes, there are only a handful of monsters in this picture that need to be burned at the stake.
- "All of them. Ideally.
  
  ... Oh shit, I said that second part oht loud, didn't I?"
  
  Every "AI" CEO ever...
- I think it was a skilled prompter + manual editing

reminds me of: "Yeah, i'm a male feminist. you're welcome society"

What?! the sheep eating Wolf is eating us sheeps; who could foreseen this!?

Don't blame me, I voted for the face eating leopard!

since when did foxes kill sheep

They generally don't, but all things are possible in memeland!
I took it to be a coyote. They go after sheep sometimes. Also, they are associated with being trickster figures in mythology.

Here's how trust works:

~~Once elected, I will be vegetarian~~.

I am vegetarian.

Is that supposed to be a fox or a wolf?

You'd have ti ask the AI

wake up sheeple!!!!

Don't trust vegetarians

Tankies guna tank

This word has lost all meaning at this point.
- Lemmy.world has become an anticommunist echo chamber, reasonable people don't stay there and anti-leftists feel more welcome there.

lemmy.ml and anti-democratic meme? surprised not

why is this anti democratic again?
- it creates biased impression that democracy is generally like this. it's like showing that ussr sucked, so any leftist ideology must sucks too
Russia (allegedly) has elections too however
- Oh yes, Russia, the renowned standard of democracy /s
- 'elections' with reaaaaaaally big quotes
What in the world are you on about? This is about how politicians will pay lip service to the public but will act in their own interestd, usually based on their donors.

I get that you're on Lemmy.world, where everyone outside of your anticommunist bubble everyone is a secret scary tankie, but this is even worse of a take than nornal.
- Well, maybe someone outside your tankie bubble may have an other interpretation.
I read it as an oblique reference to this:

https://apnews.com/article/trump-hannity-dictator-authoritarian-presidential-election-f27e7e9d7c13fabbe3ae7dd7f1235c72

It may not have BEEN that, but I definitely saw it as a swipe against dishonest elected officials, not against democracy