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  • All I want is some kind of audio processing so people can’t tell I’m on the toilet.

    • It's easier to redirect attention than to completely obscure something.

      "I'M JUST STRUGGLING TO OPEN A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER! PAY NO MIND TO MY SOUNDS OF DISTRESS!" (Horrible farting sounds ensue)

      Foolproof.

  • So instead of playing bad music, I can get ASMR while I'm on hold with my bank?

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