Oxygen

Christians are so cringe.
- I'd rather hang out with the crystal people.
  
  Idk some of them are this bad.

Oxygen is measurable. We can detect even tiny amounts of it, we know its makeup, we have well characterized its behavior, and we can make it work for us.
We have no evidence for the existence of any gods. Seems like we can exist without them just fine.
- wb the Quran? The only book uncorrupted in its existence. In it God says He will preserve the book, and if it is a fabrication He challenges you to produce even a single Suraht (chapter) like it. Also neither God nor the angels will appear until the Day of Judgement, so asking for either while you persist in disbelief is kind of a bad idea.
  Bring on the downvotes, it’s the worst/best you can do.
  
  Look at you, bringing this thread back from the dead.
  First of all, even if we take what you're saying at face value, how does it being an original text in any way prove that its contents are true? If I made up a completely original story today about a stuffed animal that eats pickles and poops diamonds, would that mean that such a thing exists?
  Secondly, we can't take what you're said at face value because Qur'anic and Muslim scholars are very divided about the origins of the Quran.

My favorite is when you give a Christian evidence of any sort and they block you because they lack any counterargument. God is good? Here's a Bible passage about smashing babies on rocks. God hates prostitutes? Here's that part where Jesus washes women's feet with his hair. Nobody understands electricity? Then why don't you stick a key in an outlet? The eyeball is proof of creation? Here's a literal demonstration of how they have evolved multiple times from simple light-sensing cells. Blocked, blocked, blocked, yelled at then blocked.
I could go on all damned day, but you get the point. Blind faith is antithetical to logic, full stop. As far as I'm concerned, it's a psychological disorder, regardless of the object of said faith.
- Not only that, but delusions needed to support religion and basically hard coded into these people since birth. Makes them susceptible to being controlled by others.
- It took me a while to deconstruct from Christianity because Catholic schools aren't terrible at encouraging critical thinking (at least in my area). I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the existence of everything, and usually handwave from a non-christian perspective, but still not scientific.
  Anyway, I've had tough conversations with my parents about it. They get upset that I don't believe a virgin cis-girl (not woman, mind you - canonically Mary was 12) can be impregnated without sperm. Or that Jesus performed miracles or that he or Lazarus rose from the dead. But I don't argue with them about whether a god exists anymore cuz idfk and likely never will
  
  You know, we could even grant them that a virgin birth is not impossible, without conceding that it's a miracle. Fish, amphibians, maybe reptiles, and a host of other life forms are known to reproduce asexually, even if many normally do engage in sexual reproduction. I don't believe it's been observed in birds, and I'm sure never in mammals. But that doesn't mean it's impossible!
  Or miraculous.
- My favourite is when an atheist tries to quote the Bible and completely fails. Found a bible passage about smashing babies on rocks? Let's now read the context. THEY (the Babylonians, who incidentally weren't following God's law at the time) did that to US (Israel). The song is a song of mourning and loss, and imagined revenge, as if that would make it better (it doesn't), but it isn't sanctioned, so we can't.
  So how exactly is that a counterargument to God being good? Or am I bashing my head against a brick wall here, talking to an atheist with unshakeable blind faith in his demonstrably incorrect position.
  
  Please get fucked
  
  I think they're making a general statement about all the crazy shit in the old testament, not basing their whole point on that one interpretation. What do you think about the other stuff they mentioned?

So you're saying we just need to freeze god to see him?
- It's worth a try. We need to get some revenge and revenge is a dish best served cold.

Drink it and you'll see him.
- Probably not. If you can pony up some testable proof of his alleged existence I'll reconsider my stance. In the meantime I refuse to believe that any good, as described, is worse at keeping their followers in line than the gods invented by Gary Fucking Gygax.
  
  You already have everything you need in the way of proof.

Liquid oxygen is way too pretty for how dangerous it is
- Ok, I'll bite. Why/how is liquid oxygen dangerous? Doesn't it just basically instantly boil into gas if it gets anywhere outside of its cryo chamber?
  
  Not really, it stays liquid until it boils, so it can stay outside the cryo chamber for a few seconds. And since it's pure oxygen, on top of the dangers with liquid gases being super cold, it's also a potent oxidizer, so it can set fire to some fuels without a hear source

- The microscopist Walter McCrone found, based on his examination of samples taken in 1978 from the surface of the shroud using adhesive tape, that the image on the shroud had been painted with a dilute solution of red ochre pigment in a gelatin medium.
  the shroud's linen material was produced between the years 1260 and 1390 (to a 95% confidence level)
  Seems legit
  
  That and a shroud that had the impression of a 3D face would look a lot more like this-

Ask and you shall receive - Toast
- This looks like someone who has used a soldering iron to draw Jesus on a piece of toast and then countersunk it into a second larger piece of toast.
  Which I doubt was easy.
  
  The "image" is on a piece of cheese.

Here's my attempt at a theoretical response, please don't kill me
"Oxygen's state is modified by temperature. God's is modified by time. If you can't see him, you're in the wrong time."
- The only right time to see God: 23rd of February 893 CE, noon-ish

why are internet atheists so bad at making arguments
- I’m pretty sure this is a response to a bad argument.
  
  first of all what it's responding to is not an argument, it's a motivational quote of some sort. it's cringe trying to counter argue that to begin with.
  like do you see people write something like "you only fail when you stop trying" and go "ummm actually the dictionary definition of failing is ..." and go to stupid technicalities about how one can actually fail despite insisting on trying? well this is atheist memes so don't answer.
  second of all the main counter argument used for proof of oxygen is that it can be seen in certain situations. which is entirely dumb, because obviously we know stuff can exist and not be seen, so "where's your god photo" is not even a weak counter but an invalid one. ok i guess love doesn't exist because i cant post a photo of it on facebook, checkmate valentine.